Tyler Baze - put the whiskey down, son

[Calzone Lord]

I buy a big ole bottle of Jack Daniels and keep it in the freezer at my girlfriends house. I mix it up with Coke or Pepsi and get down with it.

I usually pass out in bed while we're watching a movie. My gf tells me stories about how I talk jibberish in my sleep.

One time, she said a conversation went like this...

Me: Did ya bet the under?

Her: Huh?

Me: Did ya bet the under?

Her: whaaa? What does 'bet the under mean'?

Me: Show me the ticket

Her: Whaaa?

Me: Show me the ticket

Her: What does bet the under mean? what are you talking about? What ticket?


Another one .....

Me: Pizza and Oranges.

Her: What? Pizza and Oranges!?

Me: Peace and Quiet... I said peace and quiet.


I have my doubts about this...but she claims she's going to record me the next time I do it.