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my girlfriend (unhappily) is an alcoholic and it's a nightmare....she comes from a whole family of boozers and she literally turns into a monster when she drinks...it's like jekyll and hyde...can't tell you how many times i have been unable to drag her out of a bar or away from a bottle at 3am only to be berated by insults or having random objects thrown at me for trying to get her on track...next morning rules around with things and shambles and she doesn't even acknowledge anything happened....
it's downright scary how alcohol makes people and until you are around someone who cannot control themselves you would never know... |
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so, why in the world is she still your girlfriend?
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. Abraham Lincoln |
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I buy a big ole bottle of Jack Daniels and keep it in the freezer at my girlfriends house. I mix it up with Coke or Pepsi and get down with it.
I usually pass out in bed while we're watching a movie. My gf tells me stories about how I talk jibberish in my sleep. One time, she said a conversation went like this... Me: Did ya bet the under? Her: Huh? Me: Did ya bet the under? Her: whaaa? What does 'bet the under mean'? Me: Show me the ticket Her: Whaaa? Me: Show me the ticket Her: What does bet the under mean? what are you talking about? What ticket? Another one ..... Me: Pizza and Oranges. Her: What? Pizza and Oranges!? Me: Peace and Quiet... I said peace and quiet. I have my doubts about this...but she claims she's going to record me the next time I do it. |