Tyler Baze - put the whiskey down, son

[57rick]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Whoever is serving you that 22nd drink of the night is doing no one a favor.

If that bartender shut me off, I'd find someone who would.
Better yet, buy a bottle for myself.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by 57rick

If that bartender shut me off, I'd find someone who would.
Better yet, buy a bottle for myself.

I get cooly buzzed after two to three drinks. That's all I'm looking for when I drink.

You're like Caller One trying to go a mile and a half.

[57rick]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

I get cooly buzzed after two to three drinks. That's all I'm looking for when I drink.

You're like Caller One trying to go a mile and a half.

You're right... and I thought my drinking was 'normal'!
I was wrong again!

[Calzone Lord]

Due to your selflessly taking one on the chin/liver, I sure hope there's a lot of less-than-attractive women out there who wouldn't otherwise achieve sexual satisfaction.

If that's the case -- you're kinda giving.

There's no reason to push past that coolly buzzed zone...unless you're out to nail an ugly chick and feel really good about it.

22 drinks...and I'd probably hit on Vol Jack in a whig.