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Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Were you even born yet.
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Yes.
As a matter of fact -- at birth, I wasn't delivered in a traditional manner -- rather, I JUMPED out of the womb, on my way to doing a 360 up in the doctor's face, and in doing so, I impressed the nurse* to no end with my smoooove game, making it a simple matter to get those panties off, and drop the hammer with my erect since day one instrument of female bliss.
From that moment on, I knew I was destined for Internet greatness.
* - OK...so she was a little chunky. I was young, cut me some fucl<ing slack
06-26-2012, 10:20 PM
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