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Old 07-12-2010, 09:00 PM
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:02 PM
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Wash your sheets beforehand and go slow!
I'm guessing that the kid is cheap speed.
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:04 PM
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I'm guessing that the kid is cheap speed.
Lets just hope he doesn't get washy in the post parade.


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Old 07-12-2010, 09:07 PM
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Seriously, he should consider emptying the chamber before the date (ala, Something About Mary). Maybe it will help him get the extra panel.
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Old 07-12-2010, 10:16 PM
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Seriously, he should consider emptying the chamber before the date (ala, Something About Mary). Maybe it will help him get the extra panel.


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Old 07-14-2010, 11:53 AM
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Wash your sheets beforehand and go slow!
This slow theory is for the birds. I am all about slow and sensual when I am in charge, but when the girl gets in charge, they act like they are riding a 4.5 furlong race at Los Al.

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I'm guessing that the kid is cheap speed.
Hey, it happens. Depends on multiple things such as the hotness of the girl, what type of toxins in the system, mood setting. I have found that doing multiplication in my head of random numbers give me an extra solid 4 minutes.

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Seriously, he should consider emptying the chamber before the date (ala, Something About Mary). Maybe it will help him get the extra panel.
I don't believe in emptying the chamber, although I can't say I have never tried it.
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:07 PM
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This slow theory is for the birds. I am all about slow and sensual when I am in charge, but when the girl gets in charge, they act like they are riding a 4.5 furlong race at Los Al.



Hey, it happens. Depends on multiple things such as the hotness of the girl, what type of toxins in the system, mood setting. I have found that doing multiplication in my head of random numbers give me an extra solid 4 minutes.



I don't believe in emptying the chamber, although I can't say I have never tried it.
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:21 PM
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This slow theory is for the birds. I am all about slow and sensual when I am in charge, but when the girl gets in charge, they act like they are riding a 4.5 furlong race at Los Al.
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:30 PM
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I have found that doing multiplication in my head of random numbers give me an extra solid 4 minutes.
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Thats what I say when I see a hot girl or a girl is being a tease in a situation where I do not need to be thinking about sex.

"Think about math" "Think about math"
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