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Old 07-12-2010, 07:31 PM
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Old 07-12-2010, 08:47 PM
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So Casanova, what's the big plan for tomorrow night?
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Old 07-12-2010, 08:48 PM
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So Casanova, what's the big plan for tomorrow night?
Him and Doug, gay porn... Then IC will call and they will have some sort of gay, telephone sex.
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Old 07-12-2010, 08:59 PM
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Him and Doug, gay porn... Then IC will call and they will have some sort of gay, telephone sex.
Joseph, why are you blowin up all your BFF's? Did something happen to break up the Facebook group?
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:03 PM
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Joseph, why are you blowin up all your BFF's? Did something happen to break up the Facebook group?
Im just trying to be an objective reporter.
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:00 PM
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:02 PM
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Wash your sheets beforehand and go slow!
I'm guessing that the kid is cheap speed.
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:04 PM
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I'm guessing that the kid is cheap speed.
Lets just hope he doesn't get washy in the post parade.


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Old 07-12-2010, 09:07 PM
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Lets just hope he doesn't get washy in the post parade.


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Seriously, he should consider emptying the chamber before the date (ala, Something About Mary). Maybe it will help him get the extra panel.
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Seriously, he should consider emptying the chamber before the date (ala, Something About Mary). Maybe it will help him get the extra panel.


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Old 07-14-2010, 11:53 AM
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Wash your sheets beforehand and go slow!
This slow theory is for the birds. I am all about slow and sensual when I am in charge, but when the girl gets in charge, they act like they are riding a 4.5 furlong race at Los Al.

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I'm guessing that the kid is cheap speed.
Hey, it happens. Depends on multiple things such as the hotness of the girl, what type of toxins in the system, mood setting. I have found that doing multiplication in my head of random numbers give me an extra solid 4 minutes.

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Seriously, he should consider emptying the chamber before the date (ala, Something About Mary). Maybe it will help him get the extra panel.
I don't believe in emptying the chamber, although I can't say I have never tried it.
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