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Old 07-12-2010, 05:23 PM
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So since I love pain, I went back to the same place to get a haircut today as I needed my sides cleaned up because I am getting some tomorrow night.

There was a girl there last time that looked like she could cut some hair and I got her name and I asked for her today.

I sit down, she asks if I have been there before, I say Yes and that I got the worst haircut of all time here and I am giving it one more chance since today was just a simple cleanup since I shaved it. She says "well, I will give you a good haircut, but I am leaving Wednesday because I am a corporate employee and I helped open this place up"

So then she asks who it was and I couldn't remember a name, describe her, and she shows me a picture and she goes "Oh yeah, she got fired two weeks ago because everyone was complaining"

Anyways, my hair looks unbelievable today, best haircut of all time. Lock city
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Old 07-12-2010, 05:32 PM
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So since I love pain, I went back to the same place to get a haircut today as I needed my sides cleaned up because I am getting some tomorrow night.
There was a girl there last time that looked like she could cut some hair and I got her name and I asked for her today.

I sit down, she asks if I have been there before, I say Yes and that I got the worst haircut of all time here and I am giving it one more chance since today was just a simple cleanup since I shaved it. She says "well, I will give you a good haircut, but I am leaving Wednesday because I am a corporate employee and I helped open this place up"

So then she asks who it was and I couldn't remember a name, describe her, and she shows me a picture and she goes "Oh yeah, she got fired two weeks ago because everyone was complaining"

Anyways, my hair looks unbelievable today, best haircut of all time. Lock city
And let the jokes begin....................


So who's the lucky fella?
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Old 07-12-2010, 05:34 PM
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And let the jokes begin....................


So who's the lucky fella?
Im not sure, but I am getting a little info on this. Word is its Doug.
He actually asked me today if him and I could cuddle.
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Old 07-12-2010, 05:36 PM
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So since I love pain, I went back to the same place to get a haircut today as I needed my sides cleaned up because I am getting some tomorrow night.

There was a girl there last time that looked like she could cut some hair and I got her name and I asked for her today.

I sit down, she asks if I have been there before, I say Yes and that I got the worst haircut of all time here and I am giving it one more chance since today was just a simple cleanup since I shaved it. She says "well, I will give you a good haircut, but I am leaving Wednesday because I am a corporate employee and I helped open this place up"

So then she asks who it was and I couldn't remember a name, describe her, and she shows me a picture and she goes "Oh yeah, she got fired two weeks ago because everyone was complaining"

Anyways, my hair looks unbelievable today, best haircut of all time. Lock city
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Old 07-12-2010, 05:48 PM
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right or left hand tomorrow? or three some?
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Old 07-12-2010, 05:57 PM
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The bullsh.it thread might have to make a comeback.
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Old 07-12-2010, 06:55 PM
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i missed this a month ago. thanks for the laugh.
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Old 07-12-2010, 07:31 PM
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Old 07-12-2010, 08:47 PM
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So Casanova, what's the big plan for tomorrow night?
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Old 07-12-2010, 08:48 PM
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So Casanova, what's the big plan for tomorrow night?
Him and Doug, gay porn... Then IC will call and they will have some sort of gay, telephone sex.
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Old 07-12-2010, 08:59 PM
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Him and Doug, gay porn... Then IC will call and they will have some sort of gay, telephone sex.
Joseph, why are you blowin up all your BFF's? Did something happen to break up the Facebook group?
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:03 PM
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Joseph, why are you blowin up all your BFF's? Did something happen to break up the Facebook group?
Im just trying to be an objective reporter.
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Wash your sheets beforehand and go slow!
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:02 PM
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Wash your sheets beforehand and go slow!
I'm guessing that the kid is cheap speed.
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I'm guessing that the kid is cheap speed.
Lets just hope he doesn't get washy in the post parade.


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Old 07-12-2010, 09:07 PM
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Lets just hope he doesn't get washy in the post parade.


(Hi Tom! )
Seriously, he should consider emptying the chamber before the date (ala, Something About Mary). Maybe it will help him get the extra panel.
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Lets just hope he doesn't get washy in the post parade.


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Ding ding ding!!!!!We have a winna....
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