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Old 09-23-2014, 10:32 PM
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What if our favorite horsey is a loner?
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Old 09-25-2014, 07:03 PM
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What if our favorite horsey is a loner?
To quote "Three Dog Night", One is the loneliest number.
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Old 09-25-2014, 07:08 PM
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More jibber..... I mean another message from ~ Clyde


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Hmmm....from the lack of self aggrandizing posts, it looks as though Nick's Kumqauts and Pelican's Barber took a solid soaking today over on the Goof-A-Round thread.Boy, that was worse than Bad Ballet.

Together,perhaps they could be the handicapper's bane:The Dyslexic Exacta.

Poor PB.As if the Bad Handicaping weren't bad enough,he received a thorough feather plucking in the SportyRoom:Bad Luck Season.He should expunge his last post as the thing kind of makes the unanimous decision look like a brutal TKO.


Isn't it time for Satan's Twit to type up a novelette?I so love reading the first 2 or 3 words.

You know what it is time for? SightyPooKins to supply me with the cards for Saturday's Hockey Puck Gold Glub.

My poim du jour:


you never know
just how you look
until you get
yo' picture took


This looks back to my fine "food for thought"....thought.


From The Satanic Verses:

"A poet's work is to name the unnameable,to point at frauds,to take sides,start arguments,shape the world and stop it from going to sleep."


My range of motion is in perfect condition.I can spot the frozen,the stupid and the dead from 1,000 miles. ....and can turtle launch a shell fired missile, right rickey tickey.Lastly(stop it!!) ----kin ya hep me here? Godzirra owns;what?





THE SHERR OIR COMPANY!!





ooooooooKAY!!!!




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Old 09-25-2014, 11:01 PM
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I present the cards....

10th (5:50) Jockey Club Gold Cup Invitational S. (G1)

1 1/4 Miles | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $1,000,000

1 Micromanage Saez L 126 L
2 Last Gunfighter Bravo J 126 L
3 Wicked Strong Maragh R 122 L
4 Zivo Lezcano J 126 L
5 Prayer for Relief Velazquez J R 126 L
6 Long River Velasquez C 126 L
7 Speak Logistics Lopez P 126 L
8 Tonalist Rosario J 122 Blk-Off L
9 Stephanoatsee Ortiz J L 126 L
10 V. E. Day Castellano J J 122 L
11 Moreno Alvarado J 126 L
12 Big Cazanova (ARG) Ortiz I Jr 126 L

and as a bonus to the CLYDEFORM!! faithful and sponsored by The Belmonts (such wonderful people), I present an extra set of cards...

8th (4:41) Vosburgh Invitational S. (G1)

6 Furlongs | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $400,000

1 Palace Velasquez C 124 L
2 Coup de Grace Clark K D 122 L
3 Zee Bros Rosario J 124 L
4 Salutos Amigos Ortiz I Jr 124 L
5 Dads Caps Castellano J J 124 L
6 Happy My Way Bravo J 124 L
7 Private Zone Pedroza M A 124 L
8 Ribo Bobo Lopez P 124 L


You won't find this kind of generosity anywhere else, Sporty Fans!
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Old 09-26-2014, 09:22 AM
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Important Nincompoopence from Clyde



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Well....SightyPoo is becoming a real cut up here.

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I will deal with you later,girly.


But thank you for the cards and let us do THE HOCKEY PUCK GOLD CUP





1....JIM KATCAVAGE

Played a fine defensive tackle for the Giants,but that was a long time ago.

So no.



crinkle....


trash can






2....LAST GUNFIGHTER


Now,we've had this before....godammity.

If he is the last,then there is no one to fight.



crinkle....


trash can






3....TICKET WRONG


TOASTIE!!



crinkle....


trash can






4.... DIVO


We've had this one before,too.

On thing's for shore: the jockey will whip it.



crinkle....


trash can






5....PRAYER FOR RELIEF


keepah

keepah!

KEEPAH!!






6....WRONG RIVER


Google map it next time, dewd.



crinkle....


trash can






7....SPEAKY LOGISTICS


This is swell.

But what it is not.... is Logistastan.

We no speaky no stinking Logistics.



crinkle....


trash can






8....PHONE-IT-IN


It's the New Age term for "mail it in".


....uh,no....



crinkle....


trash can






9....



oops



crinkle....


trash can






10... V. E. DAY


A swell horsey,but he had his turn last time.

And this time he's number 10----which really blows.



crinkle....


trash can






11....MORE NO


Way no.



crinkle....


trash can






12....BIG SUPERNOVA


Let's watch.

Should be fun.





whiiiiiiiirrrrrrr!!!!















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Old 09-26-2014, 09:41 AM
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And a pinch of door knobery.

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The Most Wonderfullest People in the whole wide world,THE Belmonts, present as a bonus to the CLYDEFORM!! faithful....The LOSTNERD BYOB!!

I sniff an S5P play here!

(Huge thanks to Miss "You won't find this kind of generosity anywhere else, Sporty Fans!" SightyPooKins)





ANYWAYS!!!!






1....PAL LESS


I know how you feel,guy.

No one likes me either.

But no.



crinkle....


trash can






2....COUP de GRACE


keepah!!






3.... ZEBRAS


yay!!

keepah!!






4....ADIOS AMIGOS


keepah!!






5....DADS CAPS


A SUPAH ADD!!

rolling an' laughing!



crinkle....


trash can






6....HAPPY MY WAY


KEEPAH KEEPAH!!






7....PRIVATE ZONE


tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!






8....THE REAL DON STEELE!!



Check please!!



nyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooow!!



thud












The exact order of finish :


6,HAPPY MY WAY
2,COUP de GRACE
4,ADIOS AMIGOS
7,PRIVATE ZONE
3,ZEBRAS


A NED& HYDRA BONUS BET!!--------------------


Take the 2/6 and 4/7 as e-boxanatahs.




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