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Old 09-11-2014, 11:16 PM
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Have you seen anyone famous ?
I find fame tedious. Unless of course, you are The Belmonts.


Such wonderful people.
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I find fame tedious. Unless of course, you are The Belmonts.


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Old 09-12-2014, 02:54 PM
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From Clyde



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Did someone say "yes"?

Great input and I do thank that particular doorknob----VERY much.


Are you ill? Do you feel yucky? Is it cool and rainy? Outside?....and perhaps inside?Well here ya go:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg2vxuwSflE


The most common form of energy in the universe is ,I firmly believe....light. Well ya coulda fooled me.

But then it is also suspected that dark matter may matter most.Oh really? Anyone who reads about all these theories and supposed facts in physics ;are you beginning to think physics is simply magic? A group of charlatans yanking on our collective chokes?Now you see it-----and now you don't.Get them to concentrate on the Big Bang while we secretly fucl< around with the God particle.You know;like the ol' bait n' switch.Stevie Hawking could be the ghost of one very defeated and frustrated Houdini.

That poster could have at least said what's going on in horsey racing.

As a .23%er ....I get a FeldSpar navy hoody.

yay


When is the JCGC?

WHAT is the JCGC!??

Why has not Keith Oblermann resigned!!??




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge29Ae5IuSc



I think there should be more activity here at NerdyTrail.Not that it should go the way of NoAdvantage.NOTHING should go that way.Just more freedom of frivolity.The place needs spicing up.A pinch of pizazz.....and an ounce of prevention.All this would make posters stay out of detention.A Touch of Grey: Have you familiarized yourself with your neighborhood? I would hope you are past pm-ing strangers and asking where you sweaters can be found.She needs to marry TrackBrat.Anyone have the antidote for Satan'sTwin?


"There is always a moment in childhood when a door opens and lets the future in...."



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Old 09-12-2014, 06:29 PM
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Did someone say "yes"?

Great input and I do thank that particular doorknob----VERY much.


Fine.

In Hong Kong Casper Fownes thankfully nixed the Japan trip (Sprinters Stakes) for Lucky Nine as he was HORRIFIED at the size of the quarantine stables at Niigata.

Singapore - It is fucl<ing all star day as far as I'm concerned at Kranji on Sunday... Huka Falls, Lizarre and Éclair Flyer are all entered, all in different races. Yay!

Qinghuangdao, an Epicentre boy, won in India (it was a big upset). Snow Bird and Sweet Candy 2nd and 3rd respectively BUT well here... this is regarding the jock of the 4th place horsie, Roses in Bloom:

It is reliably learnt that apprentice Praveen Kumar was stripped of his license and sent back to the Apprentice Jockey School for more classes but the bottom-line is that the hapless punters were taken for a ride.

Aussie racing tonight, NZ tonight as well... Queen's girl won @ Doncaster, Joe Fujii who is by all accounts the most popular Japanese person in South Korea was at the track (Seoul) - broken shoulder and all - watching the Asia Challenge Cup (New York Blue was only 3rd)...

I can continue if you'd like OR can just go back to posting Cardus-ie songs.

In fact...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4lupqXayYI

.. and for any (other) Queen fans please consider supporting Dr. May's special charity:

http://www.save-me.org.uk/

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Did someone say "yes"?

Great input and I do thank that particular doorknob----VERY much.


Are you ill? Do you feel yucky? Is it cool and rainy? Outside?....and perhaps inside?Well here ya go:https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=Gg2vxuwSflE YES IT'S COLD AND RAINY!!! COLD!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!


The most common form of energy in the universe is ,I firmly believe....light. Well ya coulda fooled me.

But then it is also suspected that dark matter may matter most.Oh really? Anyone who reads about all these theories and supposed facts in physics ;are you beginning to think physics is simply magic? A group of charlatans yanking on our collective chokes?Now you see it-----and now you don't.Get them to concentrate on the Big Bang while we secretly fucl< around with the God particle.You know;like the ol' bait n' switch.Stevie Hawking could be the ghost of one very defeated and frustrated Houdini.

That poster could have at least said what's going on in horsey racing. HORSEYS ARE RUNNING AROUND OVALS AS FAST AS THEY CAN>

As a .23%er ....I get a FeldSpar navy hoody. ARE YOU THE TRAYVON MARTIN OF OHIO????

yay


When is the JCGC? SEPTEMBER 27TH

WHAT is the JCGC!?? JOCKEY CLUB GOLD CUP

Why has not Keith Oblermann resigned!!?? I THOUGHT HE WAS RIP.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge29Ae5IuSc



I think there should be more activity here at NerdyTrail.Not that it should go the way of NoAdvantage.NOTHING should go that way.Just more freedom of frivolity.The place needs spicing up.A pinch of pizazz.....and an ounce of prevention.All this would make posters stay out of detention.A Touch of Grey: Have you familiarized yourself with your neighborhood? I would hope you are past pm-ing strangers and asking where you sweaters can be found.She needs to marry TrackBrat.Anyone have the antidote for Satan'sTwin? THERE WOULD BE MORE FRIVOLITY IF YOU WERE ALLOWED BACK.


"There is always a moment in childhood when a door opens and lets the future in...." SUCKS WHEN THAT HAPPENS....



Well don't look at me. I AM LOOKING AT YOU!!!!




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Please give them my best.
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Uh,thanks for the international racing doings ----which I do not care for one itty bitty.Can't read the saddle cloths, horsey's run the wrong way and the Brit announcers sound like a mouthwash contest;can't understand anything they say.

Debbie....thank YOU for your most excellent update of fine American
horsey racing.Also, this is for you and your exquisite post to my post:

!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

It was funnier than anything Olbermann ever could do.



Alrighty then----Hour Egyptian prez really is doing swine work,aye?Where would we be without him? Certainly not in Iraq.

And what else?

Is there a way,SightyPoo....that you could refrain from wonderful people name dropping?What?... do you get a bonus for mentioning the Belmonts more than 10 times month? This is not No Advantage,young lady. By the by....don't try it over there because they are all PROFESSIONAL dupa kissers and will bury you in a Dave Schwantz minute.


I have a nikkidie----UPS!!....I mean a DEAR friend who is down with the beri beri right now.I have this to play for her:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA5csjuJqHU

Why does the singer say "may" instead of "me"??


I hope DynamicSky won today,but I do not know.Canadian reportage is normally a little slow.Most of the time, it's just little.Any Canadians out there?

Why?



Really up for that JockeyCupGoldClub.

What is it?




SAY!...If you're like me ( even if no one's that lucky)and although you don't like cereal anymore,you do miss reading the cereal box while munching----great news! Libraries will soon have empty cereal boxes on their shelves!And guess what else? Next out will be e-cereal boxes!! YAY!!

There is someone out there still trying to sound like Andy Beyer.

Stop it.

It's not Mikey Beer, by the way.


Hey!....I got the new i-pud.Yup,you attatch it to your pud.It works on rf principles and connects to the i-net.You just dial in a smut site on the little screen and you will receive REAL fellatio from a "performer." This may do away with girlfriends who refuse to do their duties.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C47Z5LDGbSo


No one knows what is the world's best kept secret.

Why is there Idaho? ( I think the answer is,"Well----there's Oklahoma so why not?")

Again, life boils down to this:Christopher Lee inquired to his director about his own character,Dracula...."Can't you give him something more to do?" Answer,"Like what??"

Cement finishers, your job is never finished.

Of course, most of them are Italian and do have weddings to attend....for a few seconds.

They have groom finishes to do( inside funny).


NA is so fun to peruse.It's a never ending delight to those of us who find amusement in the frozen,the dead and the stupid.Today there are some nice topics: Why Am I getting my Head Beat In at the Races?, and....Logistics Model Question.

I relish it when they go off topic like that! Why do they insist on making horsey racing into the New Trigonometry? Wait until Drainos enters that baby.He's my fave!

Honest.That place,if it had any pride, would do like Brahms Stoker's Dracula and frump into one thousand rats and run off into the night,when it's dark----of course, while demon hunters try to squish them with their feet.

Anyone think the Peter Pan ride at Di'neyworld is just the best thing ever invented since the jelly donut? Boy I do! I was standing by the Starship the other day lavishing it with compliments and some guy walked up to me and said,"My, that old car's got a nice shine to it."

"DOUGH!!",I said...."Come'er." He followed me as I walked about 50 feet away.I warned him never to say anything disparaging about the Starship when standing near her because she understands English.

Can't wait for that first Saturday in October!




AMIGO'S!!....AVANTI!!



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Old 09-16-2014, 05:52 PM
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From Mr. Impatient ~ Clyde




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In think there's a big race coming up soon, maybe even 2....but I don't know for shore when.Nor do I know who is in it....or them.

Things being as they are,I should take this time to make doggone shore you all know how to pronounce Dave Schwantz and what it means.That will take some history and explaining.We need background music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc__AihG2Ds


When this extraordinary writer was working in construction in order to pay for fine ,creative and intuitive if not absolute brilliant writing college....their came a time we were working at Naiman Parkway in Solon,Ohio and installing a gabion revetment along a very wide and deep drainage ditch. A cherry picker(25 tonner,don't ya know) sent the limestone via a concrete bucket to the revetment work area in order to fill the wire containers.

But I go off topic....again.

The developer had a project engineer by the name of Al Wontzki.Good guy.Had that upper crust air about him though,but still a good guy.One day he came to the site,not in a suit....but being the nerd he could be, he was dressed in a Rama of the Jingle outfit.You know.....trying to sort of being a ruffian without dirtying himself.Engineers hate filth.My very good friend,Tom Crissman and another good guy,found him goofy in that outfit and called him Al Schwontzski.Thus, the term"Schwontz(or Schawntz) was birthed.This is why I call NA's Dave Schwartz.....Dave Schwantz, as do find him a Schwontz(or Schwantz).

Each is pronounced in the same way as if the "o" or the "a" was "ah".

Are you getting this?

Schwontz and Schwantz are pronounced exactly the same.

And anyone can be a Schwontz-----or Schwantz. Example:Cardvark. Beginning to get the hang of this? I felt it important to explain this one out.

Thank you for your time and courage.
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CLYDEFORM must be down again.

Can someone give Clyde the cards for the little girls and boys race at Philly Cheesesteak Park?
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From Mr. Appreciative ~ Clyde


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CLYDEFORM!! Presents:

The Little Boys Race at Philly Cheeeeseteak Park fine pre race analysis.

(You won't get that kind of creative titling.....anywhere.)




1....California Aluminum

Up against it here versus a fine group of cheaters and cowards.Historically,and I'm thinking Belmont here....he does not do well against cheaters and cowards so....no.


crinkle....


trash can






2....The Sissy


BARF!!



crinkle....


trash can






3....ProtoNichole


I believe this is the Nichole prototype.

For me to continue would a VERY bad idea.


Nice horsey.



crinkle....


trash can






4....A Schwontz Baffert Horsey


I would never recommend a Schwontz trainer's horsey.






nyyyyoooooooooooooooooow!!



thud






5....NobleMoon


keepah!!






6....Glassic's Pickles n' Roll


Really awful.




crinkle....


trash can






7....Tapiture


keepah!!






8....CJ's Awesome




SPIT!!!!







rolling an' laughing!!!!







Oh my, lost my composure.I must remain a professional about this.












SNARF!!!!


eauxh mine GOT!!!!





I don't think I have ever seen a funnier name.

He should get points for that alone.



But no.





whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiir!!













And now, who wins?



I think I don't know.....e-box Tapiture and Noble Moon.
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Old 09-17-2014, 08:01 PM
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Looks like the Japanese are trying pretty hard to get Chromie

“But you have to understand the interest in him right now. People from Japan were here the other day (at Los Alamitos), and they want him bad. As a stud, he’s very valuable, but it’s up to the owners. If the money’s there, you have to think they’ll sell him.”

http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2014/.../#article-copy
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