The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Arletta]

From Clyde

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myjFBwDlIk


HOW TO PROPERLY MANIPULATE THE CLITORIS AND VULVA

by Clyde Collinwood,Creator of CLYDEFORM!!

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Oh my GOD!!

What the fucl< am I DOING!!?





Excuse me,Sporty Fans.I have made a serious boo boo and shall be changing my subject matter.


We need a new song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLKtjATZt0



Not a huge fan of timber framing, what with the tedium of crafting tortoise and tenon joints.


I mean MORTISE and tenon joints!!

What in the shell is my friggin' problem!?

A lady with a too tight turtle would think better than me.....AAAAHHHH!!!!...I meant GIRDLE!!


I guess reptile dysfunction is next.

Someone kill me.

ERECTILE!!!!




....uh, 'nother song....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOaQAMC17GQ






ooooooooKAY!!!!

Maybe now I can get it in gear.



I have a room that is completely empty.I guess just saying"empty" kind of gets the point across.How can empty be completely empty? Empty is empty,right? That's another thing I have to stop.OK....it's empty.There is this extremely nutty yet very attractive girl(Don't they always go hand in hand? Nutty and attractive,I mean) who just happens to be the world's most organized hoarder.Hoarder's are usually,by law,slobs.

Not this girl.I have never seen junk so well packaged and labeled.Anyhoo----someone ratted on her and the health dept. said,"You bettah clean it up or hit the road.Too many exits and electrical sockets and fixtures are blocked."


Now it's ME who looks like a hoarder!!

I better get fellatio outta this.

Stay tuned.


I still think Obama looks like an Egyptian.

Oh they knew long ago this would happen.

Just look at the pyramid on the back of a one dollar bill.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th3ycKQV_4k


Anyone know LindaLaura? I am so sick of British track announcers calling US races.They are A-BYSMAL! I cannot understand one word they bark.WentTheDayWell becomes " 'en a day 'el ".Buckwheat language would be clearer.Only Eskeemo's would vote for Sara Polin:But then igloos aren't the most challenging architectural problem ever presented.So there ya go.It's like-----if you lived on the equator,would you build a furnace for a house?At least they invented Eskeemo Pies.


Could NoAdvantage be an i-net mirage? That possibilty becomes more credible by the day for me.There cannot be a real Just Stupid,Curtis on the Take,Tits,SueyCide,Hack-A-Thaska-Los ,Drainos,PhantomOnMeds,StillFucl<edUp,ToxicCar.... .yadda-yadda-yadda.Those people are too dumb to be real!

Great Hunt&Kill List, by the way.

That place is one great big ol' non sequitur.

They believe there is a suicide bomber's reunion.



If carnage had a face....it would look like NoAdvantage.




Avanti Mon Ami's!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM5OUdo-z4Q

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Clyde

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myjFBwDlIk


HOW TO PROPERLY MANIPULATE THE CLITORIS AND VULVA

by Clyde Collinwood,Creator of CLYDEFORM!!

Crapsies, CLYDEFORM won't print . . . again!

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Clyde
....uh, 'nother song....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOaQAMC17GQ






ooooooooKAY!!!!

Well, at least there was that.

[Arletta]

From Clyde

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Could this be Pelican's Barber??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5_96DTde38


Ol' PB has made some interesting commenty's;red boarding,as per usual, being one of them.The other is making horseplayer fun of rookie better's as he gleefully and supposedly is rounding up a new crop for fellow"professional's.You can now blame him for those robust pools thanks,in turn, to the dumb rookies.


Uhm....did it ever strike Mr.Cothes Pin that rookies may well check out sites like NT and his "arcane"remarks just might be deciphered by these silly people?And maybe,just maybe.... say "screw that noise?"

I do try to point out some of these rototilled postings;made by the innocuous.

The kissykissy's here .....must I point them out as well?


And to think this rather large "sample size" ( boy do the probability teachers over at NA love that scientific term) has to be representative of a larger amount of bipeds......walking among us.Sort of like the movie MIMIC,aye?

Yet,who is hated at all horsey sites? The one who points out the lunacy,hypocrisy and epidemic door knobery at these same sites? In other words;honest reporting in calling them as they are.

Could it be ME-----perhaps?

Well DAH!

YES!


And for the love of GOD if you must have YOUR ATR then you must accept the consequences.....and no way am I going to say what they might be.It's the same for what you see everywhere :I WANT MY BIG TEN FOOTBALL!!;I WANT MY SEC FOOTBALL(at least you meat eaters have a trace of basis) ;I WANT MY MUSIC CHANNEL!;I WANT MY GARDENING CHANNEL!

Ya follow? Make an inanimate thing in your little pea brain become a loved one.Then stuff the pockets of the shamans with your homage and see your real "loved ones" walk 5 miles to school in 3 feet of snow with no shoes!!

God I hate people!




Not all;just most.

I need my mookies,cream and alklyhol!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zv7JXO5gss

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Clyde

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Could this be Pelican's Barber??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5_96DTde38


Ol' PB has made some interesting commenty's;red boarding,as per usual, being one of them.The other is making horseplayer fun of rookie better's as he gleefully and supposedly is rounding up a new crop for fellow"professional's.You can now blame him for those robust pools thanks,in turn, to the dumb rookies.


Uhm....did it ever strike Mr.Cothes Pin that rookies may well check out sites like NT and his "arcane"remarks just might be deciphered by these silly people?And maybe,just maybe.... say "screw that noise?"

I do try to point out some of these rototilled postings;made by the innocuous.

The kissykissy's here .....must I point them out as well?


And to think this rather large "sample size" ( boy do the probability teachers over at NA love that scientific term) has to be representative of a larger amount of bipeds......walking among us.Sort of like the movie MIMIC,aye?

Yet,who is hated at all horsey sites? The one who points out the lunacy,hypocrisy and epidemic door knobery at these same sites? In other words;honest reporting in calling them as they are.

Could it be ME-----perhaps?

Well DAH!

YES!


And for the love of GOD if you must have YOUR ATR then you must accept the consequences.....and no way am I going to say what they might be.It's the same for what you see everywhere :I WANT MY BIG TEN FOOTBALL!!;I WANT MY SEC FOOTBALL(at least you meat eaters have a trace of basis) ;I WANT MY MUSIC CHANNEL!;I WANT MY GARDENING CHANNEL!

Ya follow? Make an inanimate thing in your little pea brain become a loved one.Then stuff the pockets of the shamans with your homage and see your real "loved ones" walk 5 miles to school in 3 feet of snow with no shoes!!

God I hate people!




Not all;just most.

I need my mookies,cream and alklyhol!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zv7JXO5gss

THERE'S A GARDENING CHANNEL???????????????????????????

[Rileyoriley]

Because The Belmonts are such wonderful people, we shall honor them 9/27 with a Belmont Day contest. Pick your favorite horse in each race and also an exacta box friend (please pick a horse you think your selection would like as a friend).
Prizes: I'm in a festive fall mood!!!
Gift box-may contain colored (not in a racist way) leaves, edible treats(perhaps baked by Mrs. Belmont herself), gift cards, etc..

As always-$100 donation in winner's name to our own MissSightyPooKins

[Sightseek]

What if our favorite horsey is a loner?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

What if our favorite horsey is a loner?

To quote "Three Dog Night", One is the loneliest number.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Clyde

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Make an inanimate thing in your little pea brain become a loved one.Then stuff the pockets of the shamans with your homage and see your real "loved ones" walk 5 miles to school in 3 feet of snow with no shoes!!

Do I tell you how much I enjoyed this and how really insightful it was OR provide you with one of these...



Does say enough?

Am I a hypocrite since I try not to evah just say happy birthday on a happy birthday thread BUT will offer up a at times?

Well it was well said, Sir.

If you never get to the tiny ape men and fat asses from beneath us you will have still gone above and beyond in your poisoning of disgusting, polluted harbors.

People who commit unforgivable acts do not have the luxury of being forgiven which is why I suck as a Catholic.

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Deb yay I cannot wait to play the nice day at the special track and Sighty (hope you are doing well!!!) ... that a really good question.

I shall await word from Deb as well.

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I shall refrain for a song dedication for my secret beloved today cause the version of I Dig of Pony I last posted is still, thankfully, stuck in my head.

[geeker2]

I wish I was in Alaska......

[Arletta]

From Mr. Bo Jangles himself ~ Clyde


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No one can ever say Clyde Z. Collinwood is not a very modest,humble and giving perthon.

And so....I would like to extend the opportunity here to each of the contestants to cede from the latest contest offering;knowing all their hard work will go for naught as it is inevitable I will win.

I know this extraordinary sportsmanship will bring the hankies out.

I am saint like, don't ya think?

But there's more.


Debbie may now ship my pretty prize basket to me and save express charges as she knows I don't like to be kept waiting more than two days after I have won.


Oh my. That last bit of philanthropy is now making me cry.









OK....bettah now.

One more commenty.

Stop that irritating applauding.


CheekyBird? Someone has got to be kidding me.And a pair of Brit high heels or the avy? And then a Lumberg "Yah Hi" thread .....in the Padlock? And it didn't get moved? There is something very strange buzzing around that.Could it be Satan's Imaginary Twin? Could he be a cross threader? CheekyBird? My God;no one can really be that corny.I still think it's the resurrection of CharleeHO.Perhaps an extension of the onthecontrary family.


Next installment: The Correct Manipulation of Fingers for a Happier Ganglia.

(Old Wuffie:Get a new printer!)


Good day.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezPZxfS1jys

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Mr. Bo Jangles himself ~ Clyde


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No one can ever say Clyde Z. Collinwood is not a very modest,humble and giving perthon.

And so....I would like to extend the opportunity here to each of the contestants to cede from the latest contest offering;knowing all their hard work will go for naught as it is inevitable I will win.

I know this extraordinary sportsmanship will bring the hankies out.

I am saint like, don't ya think?

But there's more.


Debbie may now ship my pretty prize basket to me and save express charges as she knows I don't like to be kept waiting more than two days after I have won.


Oh my. That last bit of philanthropy is now making me cry.









OK....bettah now.

One more commenty.

Stop that irritating applauding.


CheekyBird? Someone has got to be kidding me.And a pair of Brit high heels or the avy? And then a Lumberg "Yah Hi" thread .....in the Padlock? And it didn't get moved? There is something very strange buzzing around that.Could it be Satan's Imaginary Twin? Could he be a cross threader? CheekyBird? My God;no one can really be that corny.I still think it's the resurrection of CharleeHO.Perhaps an extension of the onthecontrary family.


Next installment: The Correct Manipulation of Fingers for a Happier Ganglia.

(Old Wuffie:Get a new printer!)


Good day.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezPZxfS1jys

You must earn your prize package sir.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Mr. Bo Jangles himself ~ Clyde
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And so....I would like to extend the opportunity here to each of the contestants to cede from the latest contest offering;knowing all their hard work will go for naught as it is inevitable I will win.

Thank you for thinking of us. Must tweet His Holiness and ask how to begin Canonization proceedings.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

I wish I was in Alaska......

[Rileyoriley]

[quote=OldDog;999204]Crapsies, CLYDEFORM won't print . . . again!






Sorry OD. That edition requires parental consent.