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Old 09-18-2014, 06:12 PM
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And in the little girlies race from Philly Cheeeesteak Park:CLYDEFORM!! brings you swell pre race analysis for the Clitolion .


Let us now do this thing.





1....CASSATT


Replaced by CD's quite some time back.

Way no.


crinkle....


trash can






2....MEAT SEASON


I find the name uncouth.

She gives horsey racing the NFL "now what the fucl< shall we do?" problem.


uh,no



crinkle....


trash can






3...MOUSE STOOLS


What an awful name.




crinkle....


trash can






4....JOINT RETURN


I really,really like this horsey and make it a keepah, although the name brings back a very bad and very painful memory.

I cahn't say anymore.....even though I did.






5....ZERO AMORE


What a bitch.








whiiiiiiiiiiirrrrr!!!!






6....LITTLE PERPLEXIS


Hard to figure this one.



Not really.



crinkle....


trash can






7....JOJO WARRIOR


I think this is Michael Moore's mistress.




crinkle....


trash can






8....THE ****


What a prima donna phony.

Nice run against the boys,by the way.

She's done.




crinkle....


trash can






9....STOPFUCI<NG MARIA


Lots of HO's in this race.

She won't.

And so....






crinkle....


trash can








JOINT RETURN to win.



i also like Joints (to win) but must go with Protonico in the other.
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Old 09-19-2014, 12:36 AM
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I especially liked the rename on the Maria horsey. We get it Repole, you have a lot of money.
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Old 09-19-2014, 09:09 AM
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If Repole (I like the Maria horsies names ) named one for Morty ah wonder what it would be...

Stopwhiningmorty?

Song for Cardus-ie for the day cause you can celebrate anything you want...

(The video itself is kinda awful but it's the rawness of the take that is wonderful):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJyDUy2eYKE
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Old 09-22-2014, 06:01 PM
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From Clyde

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myjFBwDlIk


HOW TO PROPERLY MANIPULATE THE CLITORIS AND VULVA

by Clyde Collinwood,Creator of CLYDEFORM!!

__________________________________________________ ___________________

Oh my GOD!!

What the fucl< am I DOING!!?





Excuse me,Sporty Fans.I have made a serious boo boo and shall be changing my subject matter.


We need a new song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLKtjATZt0



Not a huge fan of timber framing, what with the tedium of crafting tortoise and tenon joints.


I mean MORTISE and tenon joints!!

What in the shell is my friggin' problem!?

A lady with a too tight turtle would think better than me.....AAAAHHHH!!!!...I meant GIRDLE!!


I guess reptile dysfunction is next.

Someone kill me.

ERECTILE!!!!




....uh, 'nother song....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOaQAMC17GQ






ooooooooKAY!!!!

Maybe now I can get it in gear.



I have a room that is completely empty.I guess just saying"empty" kind of gets the point across.How can empty be completely empty? Empty is empty,right? That's another thing I have to stop.OK....it's empty.There is this extremely nutty yet very attractive girl(Don't they always go hand in hand? Nutty and attractive,I mean) who just happens to be the world's most organized hoarder.Hoarder's are usually,by law,slobs.

Not this girl.I have never seen junk so well packaged and labeled.Anyhoo----someone ratted on her and the health dept. said,"You bettah clean it up or hit the road.Too many exits and electrical sockets and fixtures are blocked."


Now it's ME who looks like a hoarder!!

I better get fellatio outta this.

Stay tuned.


I still think Obama looks like an Egyptian.

Oh they knew long ago this would happen.

Just look at the pyramid on the back of a one dollar bill.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th3ycKQV_4k


Anyone know LindaLaura? I am so sick of British track announcers calling US races.They are A-BYSMAL! I cannot understand one word they bark.WentTheDayWell becomes " 'en a day 'el ".Buckwheat language would be clearer.Only Eskeemo's would vote for Sara Polin:But then igloos aren't the most challenging architectural problem ever presented.So there ya go.It's like-----if you lived on the equator,would you build a furnace for a house?At least they invented Eskeemo Pies.


Could NoAdvantage be an i-net mirage? That possibilty becomes more credible by the day for me.There cannot be a real Just Stupid,Curtis on the Take,Tits,SueyCide,Hack-A-Thaska-Los ,Drainos,PhantomOnMeds,StillFucl<edUp,ToxicCar.... .yadda-yadda-yadda.Those people are too dumb to be real!

Great Hunt&Kill List, by the way.

That place is one great big ol' non sequitur.

They believe there is a suicide bomber's reunion.



If carnage had a face....it would look like NoAdvantage.




Avanti Mon Ami's!!



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Old 09-23-2014, 07:29 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myjFBwDlIk


HOW TO PROPERLY MANIPULATE THE CLITORIS AND VULVA

by Clyde Collinwood,Creator of CLYDEFORM!!
Crapsies, CLYDEFORM won't print . . . again!

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....uh, 'nother song....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOaQAMC17GQ






ooooooooKAY!!!!
Well, at least there was that.
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Old 09-23-2014, 04:34 PM
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Could this be Pelican's Barber??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5_96DTde38


Ol' PB has made some interesting commenty's;red boarding,as per usual, being one of them.The other is making horseplayer fun of rookie better's as he gleefully and supposedly is rounding up a new crop for fellow"professional's.You can now blame him for those robust pools thanks,in turn, to the dumb rookies.


Uhm....did it ever strike Mr.Cothes Pin that rookies may well check out sites like NT and his "arcane"remarks just might be deciphered by these silly people?And maybe,just maybe.... say "screw that noise?"

I do try to point out some of these rototilled postings;made by the innocuous.

The kissykissy's here .....must I point them out as well?


And to think this rather large "sample size" ( boy do the probability teachers over at NA love that scientific term) has to be representative of a larger amount of bipeds......walking among us.Sort of like the movie MIMIC,aye?

Yet,who is hated at all horsey sites? The one who points out the lunacy,hypocrisy and epidemic door knobery at these same sites? In other words;honest reporting in calling them as they are.

Could it be ME-----perhaps?

Well DAH!

YES!


And for the love of GOD if you must have YOUR ATR then you must accept the consequences.....and no way am I going to say what they might be.It's the same for what you see everywhere :I WANT MY BIG TEN FOOTBALL!!;I WANT MY SEC FOOTBALL(at least you meat eaters have a trace of basis) ;I WANT MY MUSIC CHANNEL!;I WANT MY GARDENING CHANNEL!

Ya follow? Make an inanimate thing in your little pea brain become a loved one.Then stuff the pockets of the shamans with your homage and see your real "loved ones" walk 5 miles to school in 3 feet of snow with no shoes!!

God I hate people!




Not all;just most.

I need my mookies,cream and alklyhol!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zv7JXO5gss
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Old 09-23-2014, 06:31 PM
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Could this be Pelican's Barber??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5_96DTde38


Ol' PB has made some interesting commenty's;red boarding,as per usual, being one of them.The other is making horseplayer fun of rookie better's as he gleefully and supposedly is rounding up a new crop for fellow"professional's.You can now blame him for those robust pools thanks,in turn, to the dumb rookies.


Uhm....did it ever strike Mr.Cothes Pin that rookies may well check out sites like NT and his "arcane"remarks just might be deciphered by these silly people?And maybe,just maybe.... say "screw that noise?"

I do try to point out some of these rototilled postings;made by the innocuous.

The kissykissy's here .....must I point them out as well?


And to think this rather large "sample size" ( boy do the probability teachers over at NA love that scientific term) has to be representative of a larger amount of bipeds......walking among us.Sort of like the movie MIMIC,aye?

Yet,who is hated at all horsey sites? The one who points out the lunacy,hypocrisy and epidemic door knobery at these same sites? In other words;honest reporting in calling them as they are.

Could it be ME-----perhaps?

Well DAH!

YES!


And for the love of GOD if you must have YOUR ATR then you must accept the consequences.....and no way am I going to say what they might be.It's the same for what you see everywhere :I WANT MY BIG TEN FOOTBALL!!;I WANT MY SEC FOOTBALL(at least you meat eaters have a trace of basis) ;I WANT MY MUSIC CHANNEL!;I WANT MY GARDENING CHANNEL!

Ya follow? Make an inanimate thing in your little pea brain become a loved one.Then stuff the pockets of the shamans with your homage and see your real "loved ones" walk 5 miles to school in 3 feet of snow with no shoes!!

God I hate people!




Not all;just most.

I need my mookies,cream and alklyhol!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zv7JXO5gss



THERE'S A GARDENING CHANNEL???????????????????????????
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Make an inanimate thing in your little pea brain become a loved one.Then stuff the pockets of the shamans with your homage and see your real "loved ones" walk 5 miles to school in 3 feet of snow with no shoes!!
Do I tell you how much I enjoyed this and how really insightful it was OR provide you with one of these...



Does say enough?

Am I a hypocrite since I try not to evah just say happy birthday on a happy birthday thread BUT will offer up a at times?

Well it was well said, Sir.

If you never get to the tiny ape men and fat asses from beneath us you will have still gone above and beyond in your poisoning of disgusting, polluted harbors.

People who commit unforgivable acts do not have the luxury of being forgiven which is why I suck as a Catholic.

* * *

Deb yay I cannot wait to play the nice day at the special track and Sighty (hope you are doing well!!!) ... that a really good question.

I shall await word from Deb as well.

* * *

I shall refrain for a song dedication for my secret beloved today cause the version of I Dig of Pony I last posted is still, thankfully, stuck in my head.
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[quote=OldDog;999204]Crapsies, CLYDEFORM won't print . . . again!






Sorry OD. That edition requires parental consent.
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