The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Arletta]

From Mr. Appreciative ~ Clyde


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CLYDEFORM!! Presents:

The Little Boys Race at Philly Cheeeeseteak Park fine pre race analysis.

(You won't get that kind of creative titling.....anywhere.)




1....California Aluminum

Up against it here versus a fine group of cheaters and cowards.Historically,and I'm thinking Belmont here....he does not do well against cheaters and cowards so....no.


crinkle....


trash can






2....The Sissy


BARF!!



crinkle....


trash can






3....ProtoNichole


I believe this is the Nichole prototype.

For me to continue would a VERY bad idea.


Nice horsey.



crinkle....


trash can






4....A Schwontz Baffert Horsey


I would never recommend a Schwontz trainer's horsey.






nyyyyoooooooooooooooooow!!



thud






5....NobleMoon


keepah!!






6....Glassic's Pickles n' Roll


Really awful.




crinkle....


trash can






7....Tapiture


keepah!!






8....CJ's Awesome




SPIT!!!!







rolling an' laughing!!!!







Oh my, lost my composure.I must remain a professional about this.












SNARF!!!!


eauxh mine GOT!!!!





I don't think I have ever seen a funnier name.

He should get points for that alone.



But no.





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And now, who wins?



I think I don't know.....e-box Tapiture and Noble Moon.