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Old 09-26-2013, 08:55 AM
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He actually looks like a horse which makes him relevant to this very site.
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Old 09-26-2013, 09:37 AM
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He actually looks like a horse which makes him relevant to this very site.


(Except he lists as one of his requirements that the woman does not gamble. Because women who gamble are very, very bad. Baaaaad. Baaaaaad gambling women.)
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Old 09-26-2013, 11:37 AM
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That's not a very nice thing to say












about horses.
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Old 09-26-2013, 12:33 PM
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Someone who has all the characteristics he's looking for (not me.. i dont even meet half his standards lol) should reply, "I am everything you ever dreamed of, but I do not date men who like the movie Sleepless in Seattle. That to me is a deal breaker".
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Old 09-26-2013, 12:51 PM
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Someone who has all the characteristics he's looking for (not me.. i dont even meet half his standards lol) should reply, "I am everything you ever dreamed of, but I do not date men who like the movie Sleepless in Seattle. That to me is a deal breaker".
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Old 09-26-2013, 09:51 PM
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Someone who has all the characteristics he's looking for (not me.. i dont even meet half his standards lol) should reply, "I am everything you ever dreamed of, but I do not date men who like the movie Sleepless in Seattle. That to me is a deal breaker".
is that the movie where me and my brother give Michael Keaton a beating at the beginning ? (only good part)


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