I just can't fathom why he's single...
 

yeah, i don't get it either. he sounds like such a catch! :rolleyes:

maybe he should just get a dog.

He actually looks like a horse which makes him relevant to this very site.

Weasel should consider himself lucky if ANY girl shows an interest in him at all.

What a Douche. :D

:D

(Except he lists as one of his requirements that the woman does not gamble. Because women who gamble are very, very bad. Baaaaad. Baaaaaad gambling women.)

I assume it won't be a black lab.

:tro:

no, maybe an irish setter? long hair, red, doesn't gamble. perfect!

Hey, the guy has scruples:D...maybe he'd be interested in this black girl with red hair:tro::{>:

That's not a very nice thing to say












about horses.

Someone who has all the characteristics he's looking for (not me.. i dont even meet half his standards lol) should reply, "I am everything you ever dreamed of, but I do not date men who like the movie Sleepless in Seattle. That to me is a deal breaker".

:tro::tro::tro:

Heh. I laughed.

This guy wants my wife....unfortunately he looks like that....and also she dated some black guys so I would think that might disqualify her from his harem

He says he prefers women who have not reproduced, but he'll consider women who have had kids on a case-by-case basis.

is that the movie where me and my brother give Michael Keaton a beating at the beginning ? (only good part)


that list is longer than ****** ****'s