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Old 11-17-2011, 09:04 AM
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And The Mentalist's blessed Amanda Righetti

You can't be both Italian and a red-head ... can you?
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:07 AM
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I guess her mother never taught her that it isn't nice to point.
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:09 AM
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Been waiting for the Beulah Racing thread to re-appear.
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:09 AM
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You can't be both Italian and a red-head ... can you?
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:12 AM
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She looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickels
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:14 AM
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She looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickels
Pictures don't do her justice ... she owns you with her eyes and voice.
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:38 AM
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Hah. I know you know better..

But...

Out of the 1,705 members here there are I think six Italian Americans, some dude in the UK, and all the rest are Jewish.

Though, Doug is only half Italian. The other half is Jewish as well.
Not exactly.
Herman the German (aka The Bid) still pokes his head in here occasionally.
There are 2 Jewish people in the state of Tennessee and, I am not one of them.
All the Bacon and BBQ keep them away.
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:45 AM
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Pictures don't do her justice ... she owns you with her eyes and voice.
I think she's kinda hot as well, 'specially since she got her teeth fixed. Very accurately that RHT=0 in this scenario.
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:51 AM
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Mad Men's 'Joan Holloway'... Christina Hendricks

Her appearances in the scifi show Firefly were awesome.
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:54 AM
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http://www.thehotjoints.com/wp-conte...9/jennalee.jpg

obviously Jenna Lee is the hottest redhead.

http://www.oneangryman.com/ken/jenna-lee-photos/
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:03 AM
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I like the chick from Mythbusters.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:18 AM
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Doug is this the chick that you told him you'd set him up with, then started banging her?



Its not her. Im not sure how Dougie got all his info. He must be stalking me again on FB. Anyway the girl you speak of is a legit 8.9. Better looking then at least 74% of the girls I have been with. If I knew how to post a picture I would.....
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:18 AM
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Mad Men's 'Joan Holloway'... Christina Hendricks

This is where I hope to die.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:19 AM
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Its not her. Im not sure how Dougie got all his info. He must be stalking me again on FB. Anyway the girl you speak of is a legit 8.9. Better looking then at least 74% of the girls I have been with. If I knew how to post a picture I would.....
That would imply that 26% of the girls you have been with are 9 or better. Wow, are you James Woods?
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:21 AM
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She looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickels
My coffee just got introduced to my monitor/keyboard via my mouth and nose.
Bag of nickels.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:23 AM
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My coffee just got introduced to my monitor/keyboard via my mouth and nose.
Bag of nickels.
Freddy is a national treasure.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:26 AM
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That would imply that 26% of the girls you have been with are 9 or better. Wow, are you James Woods?
Exactly. I try going for the Ryan Gosling look.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:26 AM
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Freddy is a national treasure.
Simply cannot wait to use that at the Tilted Kilt this evening to describe the same old bartender who has no right to be in that uniform.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:29 AM
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Simply cannot wait to use that at the Tilted Kilt this evening to describe the same old bartender who has no right to be in that uniform.
The line will work even better if her last name is also Nichols.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:31 AM
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I remember these conversations when I was like 12. It was actually funny back then listening to a bunch of guys who were definitely NOT getting laid talk about getting laid.

There is a word for people in their 20's doing it, but I don't know if "funny" is the word I'd use.
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