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[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

You aren't that dumb. Gambler's Anonymous

Funny, I have tremendous disdain for slot machines and people who play them - I live 5 minutes away from all the table game action I can handle ... yet, it would take free drinks, free meals, and a complimentry blowjob from a coctail waitress hottie to get me to play craps, blackjack, roulette, or any of the other sh!t they offer.

You know, they're open all through the night, right?

When I was reviewing forms of 50-year-old horses Gun Bow torched at 2AM last night - I could have been fiending at the casino.

I have addictions - many in fact - but compulsive gambling is certainly not one of them.