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[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Funny, I have tremendous disdain for slot machines and people who play them - I live 5 minutes away from all the table game action I can handle ... yet, it would take free drinks, free meals, and a complimentry blowjob from a coctail waitress hottie to get me to play craps, blackjack, roulette, or any of the other sh!t they offer.

You know, they're open all through the night, right?

When I was reviewing forms of 50-year-old horses Gun Bow torched at 2AM last night - I could have been fiending at the casino.

I have addictions - many in fact - but compulsive gambling is certainly not one of them.

Nothing but the best, even for your addictions. A lucky guy you are.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

A lucky guy you are.

You know what's funny?

Kids love me.

Even the kids with douche fathers who obsess over them.

In fact, I am a 4-time uncle. And in all four cases - when I'm around one of them (which isn't often) the kids sure seem to like being around me a whole hell of a lot more than their parents or grandparents.

Not that I can blame them, I guess.

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

You know what's funny?

Kids love me.

Even the kids with douche fathers who obsess over them.

In fact, I am a 4-time uncle. And in all four cases - when I'm around one of them (which isn't often) the kids sure seem to like being around me a whole hell of a lot more than their parents or grandparents.

Not that I can blame them, I guess.

This Bud is for you Doug. http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post...se-semen-shots

[Calzone Lord]

Nice, Randall.

Did you happen upon that link in one of the Beastiality boards you post on?

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Nice, Randall.

Did you happen upon that link in one of the Beastiality boards you post on?

No actually. Just econ. Amazing the business ideas people come up with.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

You know what's funny?

Kids love me.

Even the kids with douche fathers who obsess over them.

In fact, I am a 4-time uncle. And in all four cases - when I'm around one of them (which isn't often) the kids sure seem to like being around me a whole hell of a lot more than their parents or grandparents.

Not that I can blame them, I guess.

That's funny. When I used to see more of my 4 nieces, I'd get pretty much the same reaction.