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Old 06-22-2011, 11:36 PM
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Not as accurate. This young you are supposed to go strictly for the ass.

That may be true for newborns, but each time I've brought my kids to the pediatrician's office over the last 13 years, the nurses have always used the thermometer gadgets that are run across the forehead.
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Old 06-22-2011, 11:39 PM
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That may be true for newborns, but each time I've brought my kids to the pediatrician's office over the last 13 years, the nurses have always used the thermometer gadgets that are run across the forehead.
Your nurses are crummy and or inept and or anti-rectum.
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Old 06-23-2011, 12:20 AM
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Your nurses are crummy and or inept and or anti-rectum.
Don't mess with me. I'm the fever king. I respect the power of fever. I know when it is time to start the Motrin/Tylenol regimen, and when to let fever do its work. Just wait until your kid ever starts running 104 degree fever for more than a day, rookie.
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Old 06-23-2011, 09:41 AM
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Don't mess with me. I'm the fever king. I respect the power of fever. I know when it is time to start the Motrin/Tylenol regimen, and when to let fever do its work. Just wait until your kid ever starts running 104 degree fever for more than a day, rookie.
Wow, it's like a who's a better father throwdown in this mutha
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Old 06-23-2011, 10:24 AM
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The unknown substance that Randall sprayed into DaTruth's eyes was actually mercury from the rectal thermometer he had stashed in his boot!

DaTruth is being restrained from re-entering the ring while his crummy nurses trying to flush his eyes. He's screaming forget about the eyes, I just need to start a Motrin/Tylenol regimen and I'll be fine!!

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Old 06-23-2011, 10:34 AM
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The unknown substance that Randall sprayed into DaTruth's eyes was actually mercury from the rectal thermometer he had stashed in his boot!

DaTruth is being restrained from re-entering the ring while his crummy nurses trying to flush his eyes. He's screaming forget about the eyes, I just need to start a Motrin/Tylenol regimen and I'll be fine!!

Back to you MaTH.
It's funny, I knew a nurse or two when I was younger and they were both very "Pro-Rectal".
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It's funny, I knew a nurse or two when I was younger and they were both very "Pro-Rectal".
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Old 06-23-2011, 10:42 AM
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Jesus, does any of you guys have wives that takes care of that stuff?
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Old 06-23-2011, 01:37 PM
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The unknown substance that Randall sprayed into DaTruth's eyes was actually mercury from the rectal thermometer he had stashed in his boot!

DaTruth is being restrained from re-entering the ring while his crummy nurses trying to flush his eyes. He's screaming forget about the eyes, I just need to start a Motrin/Tylenol regimen and I'll be fine!!

Back to you MaTH.
Randall and his damn spy gadgets.
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