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Old 10-04-2010, 02:26 PM
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One other thing.

Abiout 20 minutes ago,shortly after my Marc's killing spree...2 girl scouts came to the door hawking their over priced cookies. I was nice. They showed me their catalogue and I picked out 25 boxes of this and that.You would think they'd be happy.

But no.


They wanted their money...now.

I don't like that sort of pushy technique.

So I told them to wait a minute.




I returned with an AK-47 military assault rifle and emptied the full magazine into both of them.

Their "I'm a big deal" Scout leader( a full grown adult egg hatcher) was in the driveway,waiting for them in her car.She tried to get away.

Fleeing a crime scene is against the law.

I had my shoulder mounted rocket launcher leaning against the door...just in case one of those girl scouts gave me more trouble than I expected.

I took aim , the witch was squealing tires as she pounded the car into drive once backed onto the highway.


I fired and scored a direct hit.

All the pieces have yet to come down.

I am now at peace with my surroundings.
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