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10-04-2010, 07:22 AM
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They're deleting already....coke so-cares.
Hey Boothy....say hi to ZenYaddaYaddaYadda: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZtyvlzVm7Y 
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#924
10-04-2010, 07:27 AM
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#927
10-04-2010, 01:09 PM
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Is a good thing SeatleAllMeteorite kept his big mouth shut in the other thread or I would have chopped his head off right there.
I killed 5 people at Marc's. I don't take anything from anybody. There was a kiddie in a cart there....had to be like 10-12 months old.Still had that spaced out look in his eye;like he has no idea what's going on. That's how you tell the difference between a 1 year old and a two year old.They look glassy eyed and have awful bone structure;their faces look like mushed up putty. Anyways...he was staring at me. So I says..I says, "What the fucl< are you lookin' at?" He got scared and started crying like a little sissy. I told you I don't take anything from anyone. I went to MickeyD's for coffee to go because I'm sick of the mess I make here..at "home." I always manage to spill the little specs of coffee onto the floor in trying to get them into that stupid filter.One time, the spill spelled the words..."Look at the fridge." I knew they were wrong because I have no magnetic letters on the fridge, but I looked anyway. The fridge had grown arms and they were in such a position as if to say.."Well don't look at me." Know what I did? I squirted lighter fluid on the coffee specs trying to spell a new message on the floor... and then set them afire.Then I chopped the arms off the fridge. This is why I went to MickeyD's. When the register person told me it would be $1,I told her she was the scum of the earth and reeked of food handling...then I turned to the older than dirt woman behind me and said.."Hey. Give me a fucl<in' dollar." She knew I meant business and gave me the dollar. I didn't bother thanking her.
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#928
10-04-2010, 01:26 PM
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One other thing.
Abiout 20 minutes ago,shortly after my Marc's killing spree...2 girl scouts came to the door hawking their over priced cookies. I was nice. They showed me their catalogue and I picked out 25 boxes of this and that.You would think they'd be happy. But no. They wanted their money...now. I don't like that sort of pushy technique. So I told them to wait a minute. I returned with an AK-47 military assault rifle and emptied the full magazine into both of them. Their "I'm a big deal" Scout leader( a full grown adult egg hatcher) was in the driveway,waiting for them in her car.She tried to get away. Fleeing a crime scene is against the law. I had my shoulder mounted rocket launcher leaning against the door...just in case one of those girl scouts gave me more trouble than I expected. I took aim , the witch was squealing tires as she pounded the car into drive once backed onto the highway. I fired and scored a direct hit. All the pieces have yet to come down. I am now at peace with my surroundings.
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#929
10-04-2010, 02:15 PM
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Well I was at peace with my surroundings.
The ants ....I've angered them by shooting so many of their brethren. I heard this loud,low frequncy rumbling coming from the back yard.Went to the window and saw someone had taken a 50 caliber cannon off an Army gun ship and mounted it on skids. Not our Skids...the kind one would mount a 50 caliber cannon onto after taking it off an Army gun ship. There was a harness on the skid and the harness led to a massive horizontal pyramid of black ..crawling through the grass. They were ants. Those little fucl<ers are really,really strong. I rushed and fetched a grenade,my .44 Magnum handgun and my specially made NAPALM flame thrower. I knelt under and to the side of the window. ....broke out the glasss with the butt of my .44 and yelled..''Hey.You fucl<in' ants ain't gettin' me.Stop before I shoot." They didn't. I fired two rounds at their feet and excalimed..''I ain't gonna miss the next time." They still didn't. I wasn't in the mood for games.....so I yanked out the grenade pin with my teeth...counted to 2 and a half and then flung the grenade right at the pyramid's center. The explosive charge blew away half the pyramid. They stopped. But they were very close.Black things started running up the skids to get to the 50 caliber gun.They were very fast. They could blow this house away and me with it if I allowed them to open fire. Play time was over. I screamed..''FLAME ON!!''....and let go with a long steady stream of NAPALM. A little too long. There wasn't anything that was not on fire. The gun,the skids, the ants, the grass, the trees, the house about 300 feet to my rear, several birds, many squirrels. Too bad...way it goes. The entire area reeked of gasoline. It would take a lot of Mountain Fresh Scented LySol to cover up this stench. But that's what happens when ants think they can take over . That's why I shot them in the first place.
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#930
10-04-2010, 02:26 PM
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Hey stupid, did you ever think that the ants were after the 25 boxes of cookies that you took off the Girl Scouts?
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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#932
10-04-2010, 02:37 PM
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Boy you really are a dim one............................
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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#934
10-04-2010, 02:45 PM
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 I hope so Creepy fucl< looks like nothing but trouble Nip it in the bud, I say - Ya gotta NIP IT IN THE BUD! Glad to see a little bud-nippin' goin' on. Well done, Clyde
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#936
10-04-2010, 04:02 PM
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I need to stop killing people ...and to strop thinking.
This always helps a lot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81Xa2mFk 
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#937
10-04-2010, 04:24 PM
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dustmop
picture shown in Les Miles game plan for last second end of game substitutions with less than 15 seconds on the clock...Miles order to the team after reviewing game plan note....''Ah dunno." Duvalier What Duval fans in the stands say.....oh forget it, sick of that one dylbert the ErnieBert.....got federal grant to start up vaccum leak repair business for time warps in outter space ...this concludes the D's...
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#938
10-04-2010, 07:47 PM
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Something very disturbing happened to me today. I was getting a hot stone massage and when they put the big stones on my feet and little stones between my toes, I thought about =5.
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#939
10-04-2010, 08:02 PM
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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#940
10-04-2010, 08:52 PM
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I'm going to let Dr.Osbad..I mean good,know this
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