What shall I do?

[Scav]

Originally Posted by DerbyCat

This is good advice, if you bring her to dinner your mother and the rest of the family will think she's "The One" and they will pester you about her until you finally tell them she was just there so you could get laid. That will make your mother sad because she just wants the best for you... and she will not think that animal-sex is good for you. Grandchildren shouldn't come from animal-sex.

Exactly.

Originally Posted by FGFan

NO!!!! Do NOT invite the sex kitten to your mothers birthday party!!!

Meet her after dinner, another nite but of all things do not invite her to the birthday dinner.

Trying...

I went over to my parents house this morning and I gave my mom her gift and a card, and I told her she could have 10 minutes to harp on me about whatever as another gift.

1) What am I doing with my life?
2) When are you getting married?
3) Let me hook you up with someone?
4) You better not be doing a bunch of fluzys

She used up a full 10 minutes....

I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by Scav

Exactly.



Trying...

I went over to my parents house this morning and I gave my mom her gift and a card, and I told her she could have 10 minutes to harp on me about whatever as another gift.

1) What am I doing with my life?
2) When are you getting married?
3) Let me hook you up with someone?
4) You better not be doing a bunch of fluzys

She used up a full 10 minutes....

I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.

Good Boy.

Now, get that skank on the line and find out when she is available for you to cash the raincheck.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Scav

Exactly.



Trying...

I went over to my parents house this morning and I gave my mom her gift and a card, and I told her she could have 10 minutes to harp on me about whatever as another gift.

1) What am I doing with my life?
2) When are you getting married?
3) Let me hook you up with someone?
4) You better not be doing a bunch of fluzys

She used up a full 10 minutes....

I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.

With or without the kitten?

[ddthetide]

Originally Posted by Scav

I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.

good job thomas.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Scav

Exactly.



Trying...

I went over to my parents house this morning and I gave my mom her gift and a card, and I told her she could have 10 minutes to harp on me about whatever as another gift.

1) What am I doing with my life?
2) When are you getting married?
3) Let me hook you up with someone?
4) You better not be doing a bunch of fluzys

She used up a full 10 minutes....

I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.

Yay Tom!

So we didn't go over this, do you like this girl and are looking for more or are you just looking for non-commital sex?

[DerbyCat]

Good for you Tom, choosing family over getting laid is a real sign of maturity... Of course, I'm not sure that everyone here is ready to see that side of you

I think many people will agree when I say "we're proud of you".


Well, everyone except morty, but he's tough to please

[clyde]

I'm sick of the lot of you do gooders.



Do what you want,Skivs.....you're going to fucl< it up anyways.

[ateamstupid]

Originally Posted by clyde

I'm sick of the lot of you do gooders.



Do what you want,Skivs.....you're going to fucl< it up anyways.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

=:>

[DerbyCat]

Originally Posted by clyde

Do what you want,Skivs.....you're going to fucl< it up anyways.

I believe with animal-sex you do fucl< it "up", "down", "sideways", "inside out" and "hanging-from-the-chandelier"... So technically, your advice was incomplete...

I wouldn't listen to this guy Tom, I don't think he knows a thing about animal-sex

[clyde]

NerdyCat,


You're right..I don't.

I don't know a whole lot about human sex either, but I can warmly write a smut story.

I blend right in here.

[DerbyCat]

Originally Posted by clyde

NerdyCat,


You're right..I don't.

I don't know a whole lot about human sex either, but I can warmly write a smut story.

I blend right in here.

Funny, from your avatar I thought you would know about "animal-sex", here is some "smut" for you:

Roses are red
Morty is blue
So are his balls
Could this be true?

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

Originally Posted by Scav

Exactly.



Trying...

I went over to my parents house this morning and I gave my mom her gift and a card, and I told her she could have 10 minutes to harp on me about whatever as another gift.

1) What am I doing with my life?
2) When are you getting married?
3) Let me hook you up with someone?
4) You better not be doing a bunch of fluzys

She used up a full 10 minutes....

I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.

maybee the chick texted you by accident?

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

maybee the chick texted you by accident?