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| Dinner with family for Mom's birthday |
  
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16 | 51.61% |
| Animal-like sex mulitple times |
  
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15 | 48.39% |
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07-15-2010, 11:06 AM
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Who is more important to you?
You should consider telling her that you already have plans for your mom's birthday, and invite her along. If she's a cool chick, she'll probably be impressed with your loyalties and ability to keep a commitment. That can pay off later. If she gets pissy about you choosing the dinner thing, well, that reveals what kind of person she is. Pretty easy. 
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07-15-2010, 11:30 AM
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07-15-2010, 12:08 PM
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07-15-2010, 02:13 PM
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This is good advice, if you bring her to dinner your mother and the rest of the family will think she's "The One" and they will pester you about her until you finally tell them she was just there so you could get laid. That will make your mother sad because she just wants the best for you... and she will not think that animal-sex is good for you. Grandchildren shouldn't come from animal-sex. 
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07-15-2010, 04:51 PM
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07-15-2010, 05:29 PM
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I went over to my parents house this morning and I gave my mom her gift and a card, and I told her she could have 10 minutes to harp on me about whatever as another gift. 1) What am I doing with my life? 2) When are you getting married? 3) Let me hook you up with someone? 4) You better not be doing a bunch of fluzys She used up a full 10 minutes.... I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.
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07-15-2010, 06:07 PM
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Now, get that skank on the line and find out when she is available for you to cash the raincheck.
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07-15-2010, 07:38 PM
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07-15-2010, 08:47 PM
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07-15-2010, 08:52 PM
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So we didn't go over this, do you like this girl and are looking for more or are you just looking for non-commital sex?
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07-15-2010, 09:06 PM
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Good for you Tom, choosing family over getting laid is a real sign of maturity... Of course, I'm not sure that everyone here is ready to see that side of you
 I think many people will agree when I say "we're proud of you". Well, everyone except morty, but he's tough to please 
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07-16-2010, 08:39 AM
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