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Originally Posted by FGFan
NO!!!! Do NOT invite the sex kitten to your mothers birthday party!!!
Meet her after dinner, another nite but of all things do not invite her to the birthday dinner.
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This is good advice, if you bring her to dinner your mother and the rest of the family will think she's "The One" and they will pester you about her until you finally tell them she was just there so you could get laid. That will make your mother sad because she just wants the best for you... and she will not think that animal-sex is good for you. Grandchildren shouldn't come from animal-sex. 
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