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[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

You are still putting some thought into the size my package.

Yeah.

I remember many an IM conversation that went something a little like this...

Cfrischlin: Wops up dude.

Italianluvgod69: Not much. What jew doin?

Cfrischlin: Eh, reading about government coverups and such.

Italianluvgod69: My c--k is so majestic and lovely. You really should see it.

Cfrischlin: Sounds like a pretty good idea. Let me bust out my tweezer and magnifying glass set.

Italianluvgod69: Blah blah blah, Italians this, Italians that, I just measured myself not three nights ago, and I'll have you know I measured out at 8.5 inches! In fact, it takes two hands to handle myself!

Cfrischlin: What kind of hands do you use, Barbie doll hands?

Italianluvgod69: My statistics show that Italians, on average, have much larger penises than Jews. Plus, I'm 6 foot 1 which means I have to be huge!

Cfrischlin: Dude, everyone knows Jews are built bigger. Just look at our noses. I'd bet you anything I've got three inches on you.

Italianluvgod69: It's not just me, you can talk to any Italian, male or female, and they will tell you the same thing. Blah blah blah.

Cfrischlin: Hmm, I see.

A few months later, you would start it up all over again.

I should read through those logs of old IM chats I have laying around somewhere.