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Old 05-12-2010, 10:37 AM
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You guys are all some real, dyed-in-the-wool American badasses. When not posting on Internet message boards, I picture you all out in the garage, sitting around the table saw, drinking beer, boasting about all the women you've had while taking turns kicking each other in the nuts with your steel-toed boots (just to see who's man enough to take it). After that, I picture the obligatory show-and-tell, scar-sharing session which eventually ends abrubtly when one of you gets the idea to "shoot something." And if any of you pansies dared brought up the arts or popular culture in general, the conversation, I'm guessing, would quickly turn to twelve-point bucks and tractor pulling.

Where can I find the form online to sign up for your 2010 Hard-Ass Summer Camp? I'm hoping pussification can be reversed.
I love the show Glee. I don't do anything above, I'm hardly a hardass.

The video, (and flash mobs in general) is GAY beyond words.
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:43 AM
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Why hasn't this thread been banished to The Cozy Dooryard?
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:46 AM
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Why hasn't this thread been banished to The Cozy Dooryard?
No soup references.........
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Old 05-12-2010, 01:11 PM
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Why hasn't this thread been banished to The Cozy Dooryard?
I've been trying to figure out exactly where the thread belongs... Is it Esoteric? There's lots of Sports... Has Societal overtones too... It may need to be planted to grow its' own new room.
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Old 05-12-2010, 02:53 PM
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9. Supposedly non-gay dudes wearing makeup
10. Body wash
11. Players missing games when their kids are born
12. No Alcohol sections
13. Siena 'Saints' (instead of Indians)
14. The demise of Chief Illiniwek
15. the NBA insisting on blowing hundreds of millions propping up the WNBA
16. Personal days
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Old 05-12-2010, 02:58 PM
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17. Pitch counts
18. Innings restrictions in LL
19. practice time limits in college sports
20. Not being able to use the word 'orientals'
21. Sushi
22. names with hyphens
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Old 05-12-2010, 03:07 PM
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Old 05-12-2010, 04:45 PM
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17. Pitch counts
18. Innings restrictions in LL
19. practice time limits in college sports
20. Not being able to use the word 'orientals'
21. Sushi
22. names with hyphens


you like sushi!
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:31 PM
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you like sushi!
I'm not immune to the pussification wave.
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Old 05-12-2010, 06:34 PM
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Chuck....too funny...

23. Wishing people Happy Birthday on facebook....
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17. Pitch counts
18. Innings restrictions in LL
19. practice time limits in college sports
20. Not being able to use the word 'orientals'
21. Sushi
22. names with hyphens
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Old 05-12-2010, 06:36 PM
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Chuck....too funny...

23. Wishing people Happy Birthday on facebook....


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Old 05-12-2010, 02:56 PM
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Because it sucks .




Simple.
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:55 AM
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I love the show Glee. I don't do anything above, I'm hardly a hardass.

The video, (and flash mobs in general) is GAY beyond words.
I tend to agree. I like theater (even musicals) and don't get into any of the sterotypes above. But what the students did was neither original or cool. It was painfully hard to watch.
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