OSU Flash Mob

dean smith · #1 05-12-2010, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by satan's twin

God knows I sure feel the swelling of the buckeyes in my pants bulging like grapefruits after watching a horde of gingerbread boys singing and prancing through the halls of the old alma mater. The only way I could have possibly enjoyed this more is if I could have locked the doors after releasing a pride of lions in there with them.

You guys are all some real, dyed-in-the-wool American badasses. When not posting on Internet message boards, I picture you all out in the garage, sitting around the table saw, drinking beer, boasting about all the women you've had while taking turns kicking each other in the nuts with your steel-toed boots (just to see who's man enough to take it). After that, I picture the obligatory show-and-tell, scar-sharing session which eventually ends abrubtly when one of you gets the idea to "shoot something." And if any of you pansies dared brought up the arts or popular culture in general, the conversation, I'm guessing, would quickly turn to twelve-point bucks and tractor pulling.

Where can I find the form online to sign up for your 2010 Hard-Ass Summer Camp? I'm hoping pussification can be reversed.

Bigsmc · #2 05-12-2010, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by dean smith

You guys are all some real, dyed-in-the-wool American badasses. When not posting on Internet message boards, I picture you all out in the garage, sitting around the table saw, drinking beer, boasting about all the women you've had while taking turns kicking each other in the nuts with your steel-toed boots (just to see who's man enough to take it). After that, I picture the obligatory show-and-tell, scar-sharing session which eventually ends abrubtly when one of you gets the idea to "shoot something." And if any of you pansies dared brought up the arts or popular culture in general, the conversation, I'm guessing, would quickly turn to twelve-point bucks and tractor pulling.

Where can I find the form online to sign up for your 2010 Hard-Ass Summer Camp? I'm hoping pussification can be reversed.

Are you spying on me?

dean smith · #3 05-12-2010, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Are you spying on me?

I think so. Are you the guy in the camo windbreaker who bought the turkey fryer from Bass Pro Shop on Monday?

VOL JACK · #4 05-12-2010, 09:58 AM

7. Dancing with the Stars.

Bigsmc · #5 05-12-2010, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by VOL JACK

7. Dancing with the Stars.

8. Playoff series that take more than 2 weeks to play 7 games.

VOL JACK · #6 05-12-2010, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc

8. Playoff series that take more than 2 weeks to play 7 games.

I stopped caring about the NBA when Bird retired....that was 18 years ago when I was 13 years old.

Bigsmc · #7 05-12-2010, 12:59 PM

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I stopped caring about the NBA when Bird retired....that was 18 years ago when I was 13 years old.

If I listed my top 10 sports to watch/follow, I'm not sure the NBA would even make the cut. I haven't watched 5 minutes of the NBA this year, regular season and playoffs combined. I thought of this because of the thread in the sports forum that won't die.

I'm too lazy to look it up, but I am sure MLB and NHL are just as bad. They play back to back nights all season long, but can't do it in the playoffs.

I know it is all about the TV contracts driving the playoff schedule, but it is brutal.

philcski · #8 05-12-2010, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by dean smith

You guys are all some real, dyed-in-the-wool American badasses. When not posting on Internet message boards, I picture you all out in the garage, sitting around the table saw, drinking beer, boasting about all the women you've had while taking turns kicking each other in the nuts with your steel-toed boots (just to see who's man enough to take it). After that, I picture the obligatory show-and-tell, scar-sharing session which eventually ends abrubtly when one of you gets the idea to "shoot something." And if any of you pansies dared brought up the arts or popular culture in general, the conversation, I'm guessing, would quickly turn to twelve-point bucks and tractor pulling.

Where can I find the form online to sign up for your 2010 Hard-Ass Summer Camp? I'm hoping pussification can be reversed.

I love the show Glee. I don't do anything above, I'm hardly a hardass.

The video, (and flash mobs in general) is GAY beyond words.

GBBob · #9 05-12-2010, 10:43 AM

Why hasn't this thread been banished to The Cozy Dooryard?

MaTH716 · #10 05-12-2010, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by GBBob

Why hasn't this thread been banished to The Cozy Dooryard?

No soup references.........

Kasept · #11 05-12-2010, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GBBob

Why hasn't this thread been banished to The Cozy Dooryard?

I've been trying to figure out exactly where the thread belongs... Is it Esoteric? There's lots of Sports... Has Societal overtones too... It may need to be planted to grow its' own new room.

Cannon Shell · #12 05-12-2010, 02:53 PM

9. Supposedly non-gay dudes wearing makeup
10. Body wash
11. Players missing games when their kids are born
12. No Alcohol sections
13. Siena 'Saints' (instead of Indians)
14. The demise of Chief Illiniwek
15. the NBA insisting on blowing hundreds of millions propping up the WNBA
16. Personal days

Cannon Shell · #13 05-12-2010, 02:58 PM

17. Pitch counts
18. Innings restrictions in LL
19. practice time limits in college sports
20. Not being able to use the word 'orientals'
21. Sushi
22. names with hyphens

Thunder Gulch · #14 05-12-2010, 03:07 PM

You rule Chuck

philcski · #15 05-12-2010, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

17. Pitch counts
18. Innings restrictions in LL
19. practice time limits in college sports
20. Not being able to use the word 'orientals'
21. Sushi
22. names with hyphens

you like sushi!

TheSpyder · #16 05-12-2010, 06:34 PM

Chuck....too funny...

23. Wishing people Happy Birthday on facebook....

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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

17. Pitch counts
18. Innings restrictions in LL
19. practice time limits in college sports
20. Not being able to use the word 'orientals'
21. Sushi
22. names with hyphens

clyde · #17 05-12-2010, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GBBob

Why hasn't this thread been banished to The Cozy Dooryard?

Because it sucks .

Simple.

lemoncrush · #18 05-12-2010, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by philcski

I love the show Glee. I don't do anything above, I'm hardly a hardass.

The video, (and flash mobs in general) is GAY beyond words.

I tend to agree. I like theater (even musicals) and don't get into any of the sterotypes above. But what the students did was neither original or cool. It was painfully hard to watch.

satan's twin · #19 05-12-2010, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dean smith

You guys are all some real, dyed-in-the-wool American badasses. When not posting on Internet message boards, I picture you all out in the garage, sitting around the table saw, drinking beer, boasting about all the women you've had while taking turns kicking each other in the nuts with your steel-toed boots (just to see who's man enough to take it). After that, I picture the obligatory show-and-tell, scar-sharing session which eventually ends abrubtly when one of you gets the idea to "shoot something." And if any of you pansies dared brought up the arts or popular culture in general, the conversation, I'm guessing, would quickly turn to twelve-point bucks and tractor pulling.

Where can I find the form online to sign up for your 2010 Hard-Ass Summer Camp? I'm hoping pussification can be reversed.

OK, Ginger. Before any pussification reversals are made, which one are you in the dance video?

ateamstupid · #20 05-12-2010, 05:40 PM

These are the lamest things ever. I swear I was in a bar last night and people were trying to create one. I felt like I was in the South Park High School Musical episode.