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![]() No, the worst feeling in gambling is hitting the Pick 6 and losing money, which I did on Travers Day in 2006.
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![]() Oh my God.
This can only happen to Don't. He's walking boxcars. |
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I have hit 5 of 6 probably 15 times in my life, and each and every time I felt like "You got to be shitting me"... I liken it to trying to bang this hot chick, you finally get her in your ride, you are prepping the muscles for execution later in the night, you start making out with her, and then she puts the kabosh on you and says "You gotta wait till next time buddy" I wish that on nobody |
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() No, no unloading, I am actually talking about prepping thigh and calf muscles, the pushoff muscles.
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![]() ![]() What should I do? Eat an Ice Cream cone?
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![]() OMFG, I have no idea where to begin.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() The side of the neck and work your way up to behind the ear. That should moisten, i mean loosen things up
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"A person who saw no important difference between the fire outside a Neandrathal's cave and a working thermo-nuclear reactor might tell you that junk bonds and derivatives BOTH serve to energize capital" - Nathan Israel |
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() if you get 5 of 6 and the one you didn't get was one you would have never got
that's ok but if it is one of those times that you got stubborn and saved money that hurts hell, I have trouble getting 3 out of 3 but I never play a pick 3 if I can't get a price.
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![]() Do you really want to know?
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![]() I think it means he is dating a transvestite and doesn't know it......yet.
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We've Gone Delirious |
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I am talking about the buttock muscles, you don't warm up those buggers up and I am talking about a soreness that absolutely is the worst. Happened once to me, never again |
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Diceman - What about these transtesticles? that's a nice sunday surprise,you meet this chick at a bar.. you wine her,dine her,take her back to your place snake your hand up her skirt and you're holding a freakin TREE TRUNK... said hey,for a chick you got some set o BALLs! Ohhhhhhh
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() I'm not sure how this thread managed to avoid getting shipped over to Eso, but wow, good stuff indeed.
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![]() I have not laughed this hard in a long time, I even re-read the whole thread. LOL like the first time I saw HOME ALONE.
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