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Old 06-21-2007, 11:33 AM
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I just received the minimum bid by private entry from DrugStore.

Doggone it...I shouldn't have revealed his name....oh well.


Fine work...Drugstore.








Up next....MissKityKat for 300 pop...I mean dollars.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:35 AM
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The Kat has been purchased.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:37 AM
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And now the final auction.


Carla ,ThebbyTwoTimes and AuntyCooby( AC is shy and did not want it known she was a MG).




ALL THREE......






....FOR ONLY $1595!!!!








It just don't git no better 'an 'at!
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:39 AM
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Oh my God.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:40 AM
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And to answer a private inquiry....




...YES!


All three come with full fellatio-poo warranties.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:41 AM
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ror!


I'm being FLOODED with private bids!!
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:45 AM
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well I got myself all dusted off for the big sale day...what now?
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:46 AM
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A private bid of $73,650 from a consortium of NYC metro area residents has been accepted.


Thank you so much gentlemen.










Enjoy.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:48 AM
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ror!


I'm being FLOODED with private bids!!
By design by neglect
For a fact or just for effect
When they met where they connect
At the confluence of travel and sex
More a trip than a quest
Plunged into the deeply freckled breast
Where to now? if I had to guess
I'm afraid to say Antarctica's next
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Old 06-22-2007, 02:58 PM
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And now the final auction.


Carla ,ThebbyTwoTimes and AuntyCooby( AC is shy and did not want it known she was a MG).




ALL THREE......






....FOR ONLY $1595!!!!








It just don't git no better 'an 'at!

Not 4 sale...beyond auditions.
PERIOD.
My agent will be furious with you.

In the future, you may deal with my pit bull.
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Old 06-22-2007, 03:21 PM
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Not 4 sale...beyond auditions.
PERIOD.
My agent will be furious with you.

In the future, you may deal with my pit bull.
Too late... you've been sold. You are due to be shipped off to Biloxi, Mississippi tomorrow AM.
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Old 06-22-2007, 04:30 PM
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Huh????

What are you...Morté's agent?

Please be informed that some people are priceless.
believe Morté KNOWS that for a fact. No doubt.
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Old 06-22-2007, 06:06 PM
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You're coming to Newmarket MMSC....... Hope you will like it
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Old 06-22-2007, 07:39 PM
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Huh???? What are you...Morté's agent?
Why yes, yes I am. Would you prefer Alaska?
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Old 06-22-2007, 09:10 PM
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Not 4 sale...beyond auditions.
PERIOD.
My agent will be furious with you.

In the future, you may deal with my pit bull.
ror!!....Oh my...I may have to give money back.

I hate that.




Don't you like your new home Aunty?
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Old 06-23-2007, 05:25 AM
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ror!!....Oh my...I may have to give money back.

I hate that.
Do what you have to do. Just make it right.
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Old 06-23-2007, 09:30 AM
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Do what you have to do. Just make it right.

You have lately left me scratching my head.





But jist you don't go callin' me late fer dinner!!
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:50 PM
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I just received the minimum bid by private entry from DrugStore.

Doggone it...I shouldn't have revealed his name....oh well.


Fine work...Drugstore.








Up next....MissKityKat for 300 pop...I mean dollars.
Ummm..... I've only read the last page once again...

Am i to assume you're selling me or did you just want to make me do a you-know-what-kind-of-post here?????
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:20 AM
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Ummm..... I've only read the last page once again...

Am i to assume you're selling me or did you just want to make me do a you-know-what-kind-of-post here?????

He did sell you.... but it was a COD deal...if you are not on a plane by this afternoon then the deal may fall through...
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Old 06-22-2007, 09:34 AM
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He did sell you.... but it was a COD deal...if you are not on a plane by this afternoon then the deal may fall through...
I'd call Scott Boras and get agent representation so Morty doesn't take you for a ride!
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