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Old 06-05-2007, 09:38 PM
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Default Morty's Girls Auditions! .... Yay!
This is going to be so much fun!




All you have to do is be a girl.....and simply audition by however you would like to ....whatever you would like to do or say.


I,Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy, will be the sole judge. ....=;>




We will then have an approved list and you will be granted many priviledges.



I can't wait!





















And I CAN be bought!
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Old 06-05-2007, 09:49 PM
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Old 06-05-2007, 09:57 PM
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This is going to be so much fun!




All you have to do is be a girl.....and simply audition by however you would like to ....whatever you would like to do or say.


I,Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy, will be the sole judge. ....=;>




We will then have an approved list and you will be granted many priviledges.



I can't wait!





















And I CAN be bought!

This.....

ought to be.....




GOOD!!!!!
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Old 06-05-2007, 10:17 PM
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Old 06-05-2007, 10:17 PM
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Oh boy.















Two audtions.

Two rejections.






I'm terribly sorry ladies....but it does take a lot to gain entry.

Good try though....best to you in the future.
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Old 06-05-2007, 10:19 PM
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Thank you WingNut.









The exit is just to your right....

...no,no...the other right.


There ya go...ta-ta...thanks all the same.
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Old 06-05-2007, 10:26 PM
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Posters flocking to this thread........

































Good job.........









clap......clap......











You've got one female response ( and not a positive one at that )......












and two guys.......











or actually three ( or maybe 2 1/2 ).
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Old 06-05-2007, 10:30 PM
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GOO-FOO!!








Now that the clowning portion is over with...


...these are just the early returns.



This started very late...tomorrow will be gangbusters.














I certainly hope I don't have to APPOINT members.




Dont fail me ladies.
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Old 06-06-2007, 06:25 AM
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Come on Theb, Morty needs your support here....the early returns are not looking so good...
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Old 06-06-2007, 07:41 AM
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DID I WIN? DID I WIN

DID I WIN??

I guess I'll post pic below.....





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Old 06-06-2007, 08:24 AM
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[quote=robfla]DID I WIN? DID I WIN

DID I WIN??

I guess I'll post pic below.....





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NO YOU DID NOT
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Old 06-06-2007, 08:25 AM
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Oh boy. You have outdone yourself this time Morty. I expect this to be a rousing.......


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Old 06-06-2007, 08:26 AM
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Come on Theb, Morty needs your support here....the early returns are not looking so good...


Boy...you can say that again.











But don't.
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Old 06-06-2007, 08:51 AM
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If I win, will I FINALLY get to meet Regis???????
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:28 AM
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If I win, will I FINALLY get to meet Regis???????

YES!!


OH GOOD JOB DEBBIE!!!!





You are the very first winner off the audition and I do hereby crown you as the very FIRST MORTY'S GIRL!!!











YAY-EZ!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:28 AM
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It's going very well!!
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It's going very well!!


Dare I say...........swimmingly?
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:33 AM
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Here's Buffy...




See I will play nice if you will Mortikins.
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:41 AM
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Dare I say...........swimmingly?
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You certainly may!
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:44 AM
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Here's Buffy...




See I will play nice if you will Mortikins.








Bloody awful.


















ror!




I have to say....fine work......good job.





You look a lot better than I thought you did.









But who's kidding who here?










I mean you're not exactly Printheth Doreen.......know what ahm sayin'?









Thank you for your participation.














But I have to say....




















...uh no.
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