Morty's Girls Auditions! .... Yay!
 

This is going to be so much fun!




All you have to do is be a girl.....and simply audition by however you would like to ....whatever you would like to do or say.


I,Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy, will be the sole judge. ....=;>




We will then have an approved list and you will be granted many priviledges.



I can't wait!





















And I CAN be bought!

Jeezustapdancingchrist.

This.....

ought to be.....




GOOD!!!!!:D

Here you go
 

Oh boy.















Two audtions.

Two rejections.






I'm terribly sorry ladies....but it does take a lot to gain entry.

Good try though....best to you in the future.

Thank you WingNut.









The exit is just to your right....

...no,no...the other right.


There ya go...ta-ta...thanks all the same.

Posters flocking to this thread........

































Good job.........









clap......clap......











You've got one female response ( and not a positive one at that )......












and two guys.......











or actually three ( or maybe 2 1/2 ).

GOO-FOO!!








Now that the clowning portion is over with...


...these are just the early returns.



This started very late...tomorrow will be gangbusters.














I certainly hope I don't have to APPOINT members.




Dont fail me ladies.

Come on Theb, Morty needs your support here....the early returns are not looking so good...

DID I WIN? DID I WIN

DID I WIN??

I guess I'll post pic below.....





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[quote=robfla]DID I WIN? DID I WIN

DID I WIN??

I guess I'll post pic below.....





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NO YOU DID NOT

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Another sen-sen overdoser.

Boy...you can say that again.











But don't.

If I win, will I FINALLY get to meet Regis???????:D

YES!!


OH GOOD JOB DEBBIE!!!!





You are the very first winner off the audition and I do hereby crown you as the very FIRST MORTY'S GIRL!!!











YAY-EZ!!!!!!!!!

It's going very well!!

Dare I say...........swimmingly?

Here's Buffy...




See I will play nice if you will Mortikins.

!!








You certainly may!