Morty's Girls Auditions! .... Yay!

[Mortimer]

Now that I have recovered........I must take serious actions.



Being a MORTY'S GIRL reqiures a certain degree of efficacy.


No...I think that's wrong.


I think it's dignity that I look for here.








All dignity seems to have beeen completely vaporized by members CajunaRatah...DebODeb.....and MissKittyKat.






I expunge all 3 of you from the record.









Don't look at me.




You did it to yourselves.












Wait a minute.












Don't look at me.




Look at you.











Now look at me.










Now look at you.










Now look at me.

[Cajungator26]

It was all Sal's fault.

[Mortimer]

Talk about your male bimbos.





Anyhooo....I will do this quickly.

I am leaving NT..I mean DT for the last time( stop that applauding)....for sure.




I have reinstated the 3 earlier expunged as I want to sell off my inventory. Please submit bids quickly as I will leave in just a few hours.



DebODeb is the first offered for bidding.






It starts at 100 dollars.

[Cajungator26]

I hope I start higher than $100.

And Morty...

Babe, I love you so
and I want you to know
that I'm, gonna miss your love
the minute you walk out that door

please don't go
don't go, don't go away
please don't go
don't go......., I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my life time
I've had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
by someone as wonderful as you

Please don't go
Don't go.......
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go.......
I'm begging you to stay...Hey hey hey

[Mortimer]

GoingoncetwicethreetimesSOLD! to Cajun for $100..


Congratulations. I'm sure you will have fun with her.







The downside is UnclyTrust is going to be mighty angry.

[Mortimer]

Up next is Cajun....you get DebODeb with her.





Starting at $199.95!

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Up next is Cajun....you get DebODeb with her.





Starting at $199.95!

WTF? It better be DebODeb that is discounted!

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Up next is Cajun....you get DebODeb with her.





Starting at $199.95!

I sold DebODeb for $200 on Ebay.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Now that I have recovered........I must take serious actions.



Being a MORTY'S GIRL reqiures a certain degree of efficacy.


No...I think that's wrong.


I think it's dignity that I look for here.








All dignity seems to have beeen completely vaporized by members CajunaRatah...DebODeb.....and MissKittyKat.






I expunge all 3 of you from the record.









Don't look at me.




You did it to yourselves.












Wait a minute.












Don't look at me.




Look at you.











Now look at me.










Now look at you.










Now look at me.

I'm getting dizzy.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Now that I have recovered........I must take serious actions.



Being a MORTY'S GIRL reqiures a certain degree of efficacy.


No...I think that's wrong.


I think it's dignity that I look for here.








All dignity seems to have beeen completely vaporized by members CajunaRatah...DebODeb.....and MissKittyKat.






I expunge all 3 of you from the record.









Don't look at me.




You did it to yourselves.












Wait a minute.












Don't look at me.




Look at you.











Now look at me.










Now look at you.










Now look at me.

Hey! You didn't say "Simon Says"!

[Rileyoriley]

Morty,
Forgive me for my transgressions. I entered Rehab today, was cured in a few hours, and have been released. It won't happen again.

[Rileyoriley]

Well, at least not this week.