Morty's Girls Auditions! .... Yay!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Oops. Guess you wouldn't like the Grateful Dead tattoo I have on my dupa.

Ma'am...I do not condone disparaging of women here.




I apologize you had to be the recipient of the True Swines retchings.

One must always consider the source and The 3 Amoeba's are not exactly what ya would call reputable.

[Mortimer]

Don't think I didn't see that Thebby.





You have broken my heart.

I will be going through the procedure to have you removed from the MG membership.

As well as something else.




I guess you can do me like that.

[Mortimer]

And now my heart is broken twice.





ThebbyTwoTimes has been removed from MORTY'S GIRLS.

I need recovery time to look for a replacement so please...no new applications.


I seek refuge to do an introspective.....see if I can summon help from the inside to go on.



Woe is mah behind.

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I forgot.


The "incident" from earlier today has resulted in the booting of Carla from MORTY'S GIRLS.






My depression sinks deeper.