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Old 06-15-2010, 01:05 PM
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I don't like asking for like $3 change. Seems sketchy to me. The crazy thing about all this was that I told her, "Just clean up the top"

I had a hat on, and she tried cutting it with hat head, instead of washing the damn thing. It was probably my fault because I went in there at like 6:15, and they closed at 7pm. They were probably all thinking about getting railed that night or getting hammered, not cutting hair.

It was like a side mohawk...
Boy, you guys at BG racing must be doin alright...............
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Old 06-15-2010, 01:11 PM
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Boy, you guys at BG racing must be doin alright...............
It is more the possibilty of not being able to sleep because some hot chick thinks I am cheap or stingy.

I'm a sucker, I know.
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Old 06-15-2010, 01:13 PM
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Boy, you guys at BG racing must be doin alright...............
He has to keep that reputation intact for any future waitress wooing!
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:20 PM
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Boy, you guys at BG racing must be doin alright...............

You have had 8 hours since I last checked this thread, and NO PICTURE? I am very disappointed in you. Heck, if nothing else, Bigs needs a new Scavatar
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:21 PM
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For an $8 tip, you should have had her trim the goatee around little Tomascito.
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:28 PM
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Scavs, by chance, are you a Zenyatta fan?
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Scavs, by chance, are you a Zenyatta fan?
Yes. I like her more then Rachel Alexandra. If I had to list my favorite fillies right now they would be

Zenyatta
Rochelle Rochelle
Surfer Rosa (Baby Zenyatta)
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Rachel Alexandra

I'm encompassing everything into this, from their connections to race record.
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Old 06-15-2010, 03:11 PM
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Yeah, I kinda had a feeling, after reading this thread....
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Old 07-12-2010, 05:23 PM
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So since I love pain, I went back to the same place to get a haircut today as I needed my sides cleaned up because I am getting some tomorrow night.

There was a girl there last time that looked like she could cut some hair and I got her name and I asked for her today.

I sit down, she asks if I have been there before, I say Yes and that I got the worst haircut of all time here and I am giving it one more chance since today was just a simple cleanup since I shaved it. She says "well, I will give you a good haircut, but I am leaving Wednesday because I am a corporate employee and I helped open this place up"

So then she asks who it was and I couldn't remember a name, describe her, and she shows me a picture and she goes "Oh yeah, she got fired two weeks ago because everyone was complaining"

Anyways, my hair looks unbelievable today, best haircut of all time. Lock city
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Old 07-12-2010, 05:32 PM
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So since I love pain, I went back to the same place to get a haircut today as I needed my sides cleaned up because I am getting some tomorrow night.
There was a girl there last time that looked like she could cut some hair and I got her name and I asked for her today.

I sit down, she asks if I have been there before, I say Yes and that I got the worst haircut of all time here and I am giving it one more chance since today was just a simple cleanup since I shaved it. She says "well, I will give you a good haircut, but I am leaving Wednesday because I am a corporate employee and I helped open this place up"

So then she asks who it was and I couldn't remember a name, describe her, and she shows me a picture and she goes "Oh yeah, she got fired two weeks ago because everyone was complaining"

Anyways, my hair looks unbelievable today, best haircut of all time. Lock city
And let the jokes begin....................


So who's the lucky fella?
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Old 07-12-2010, 05:34 PM
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And let the jokes begin....................


So who's the lucky fella?
Im not sure, but I am getting a little info on this. Word is its Doug.
He actually asked me today if him and I could cuddle.
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Old 07-12-2010, 05:36 PM
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So since I love pain, I went back to the same place to get a haircut today as I needed my sides cleaned up because I am getting some tomorrow night.

There was a girl there last time that looked like she could cut some hair and I got her name and I asked for her today.

I sit down, she asks if I have been there before, I say Yes and that I got the worst haircut of all time here and I am giving it one more chance since today was just a simple cleanup since I shaved it. She says "well, I will give you a good haircut, but I am leaving Wednesday because I am a corporate employee and I helped open this place up"

So then she asks who it was and I couldn't remember a name, describe her, and she shows me a picture and she goes "Oh yeah, she got fired two weeks ago because everyone was complaining"

Anyways, my hair looks unbelievable today, best haircut of all time. Lock city
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Old 07-12-2010, 05:48 PM
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right or left hand tomorrow? or three some?
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The bullsh.it thread might have to make a comeback.
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i missed this a month ago. thanks for the laugh.
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So Casanova, what's the big plan for tomorrow night?
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So Casanova, what's the big plan for tomorrow night?
Him and Doug, gay porn... Then IC will call and they will have some sort of gay, telephone sex.
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Old 07-12-2010, 08:59 PM
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Him and Doug, gay porn... Then IC will call and they will have some sort of gay, telephone sex.
Joseph, why are you blowin up all your BFF's? Did something happen to break up the Facebook group?
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