ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

[Arletta]

Another from ~ Morty


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I really ,really want to thank the worlds only THE Arletta for her pumping heart ( what?....only one??), celebrating the return of my strongest inner person----Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

Forging ahead:Friends,I return in a quick way here because I found something Drainos, of NoAdvantge,typed....provocative.


Now, I actually have learned to like Drainos.He is harmless and makes no never mind about his abusers thoughts. His prime abuser , the one who demurely took the name JC and is perhaps the world's leading blowhard( and by the by....should one who believes one's self to be the second coming be given Hall Monitor status? It's a dead give away the person is practicing secondcomingcraft)----is obviously quite jealous Drainos' noodle make his look like diseased rice.




ut oh(TM).....I think I've floated off he trail again.



Anyhoo----DRAINOS' WINDY POO KINS THEOREM




Wind Force = A x P x Cd x Kz x Gha

A = the projected area of the horse (the reference plane)

P , Wind pressure (Psf), =.00256 x V^2 (V= wind speed in Mph)

Kz, Exposure Coefficient, = [z/33]^(2/7) 1.0 <= Kz < = 2.58

z = Height above average ground to midpoint of the horse in feet.

Gh, Gust response factor = .65+.60/(h/33)^(1/7) 1.0 < = Gh <= 1.25
h = Overall height of the horse in feet.

Cd = .73 (I am considering adding an additional .05 because of the horse’s legs.)



I found the last component....brilliant.

The legs are so important.

Many forget that.


But, what Mahstah Drainos forgets is....what if a particular horsey has an ENORMOUS co.ck? And what if its ENORMITY is magnified by a noodle film vision?? Would this not add considerable drag??


I wish I could ask him directly, but it does provide food for thought for all the Drainos' fans here at NerdyTrail.


Hit songs and their lyric writers:



Fairway To Heaven----Tiger Woods

South To Alaska----Sarah Palin

You Fill Up My Senses----Helen Keller

You're Having My Baby----Magic Johnson

Oh Nome on the Range----The Ekeemo Tabernacle Choir

Born in the USA----Barrack Obama

Isn't She Lovely----Joe Biden

Fool if You Think It's Over----Jeb Bush

Cry Me A Rivah----The Warren Commission

Stone in Love with You----Collaboration by Muslim males

I'm Fourteen-----Monica Lowinski

Under the Boardwalk----Bill Clinton

I Will Succumb-----Unknown Suicide Bomber

Running on Empty----Hillary Clinton

Owl Remember You----Hoot Gibson



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdKx9O31A0


Good Eve-A-Ning