ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

[Sightseek]

To Clyde, I present the cards for the Gotham Stakes and the Santa Anita Handicap.

To Morty, I present the cards for the San Felipe Stakes and the Tampa Bay Dirty.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

To Clyde, I present the cards for the Gotham Stakes and the Santa Anita Handicap.

To Morty, I present the cards for the San Felipe Stakes and the Tampa Bay Dirty.

I believe a contest may be in order for such a super-de-duper Saturday!! Nothing too fancy. Pick the winnah of each race!!

[Sightseek]

Someone is going to have to dust me off after my picks, it's looking pretty chalky!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Someone is going to have to dust me off after my picks, it's looking pretty chalky!

Haven't really looked yet but definitely SHARED BELIEF!!!

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Haven't really looked yet but definitely SHARED BELIEF!!!

[Arletta]

From Morty

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Sighty.....nice card presentation outfit.

Hot.

Was that a REAL full length burlap gown you wore?





It is time for the fine analysis of the Pothum Thtaketh.

Brought to you by CLYDEFORM!!







1....DON'T BET YER LIFE ON THIS ONE



Sorry, best I could do.

But still better than he's going to do.



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1A....UNINFLUENCED



He's been arrested 5 times for being under the uninfluence.That was by a dyslexic cop.

I think his trainer is ,too.

Well ya know....this is really a horrible race.Awful,awful names that I really can't do much with here.FarFromOver was supposed to be in the mess,but he's not.His brilliant thinkers are tossing him into the Woody.And if he runs a phooey------well then what?



Talk about phooey....I forgot which horsey I'm on.

Oh well;no biggie.



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1X....BLAME TODD


He doesn't know how to train outside of Gulfstream ....oh,I have to whizz.












Done.

Power of suggestion, I guess.

Really burns.If they're going to install a nuclear reactor in me,they could have added the cooling tower.It's like having a tooth drilled without Novocaine.





Aw fer **** sakes-----forgot again.I do recall not being one bit impressed,though.




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2....COMBAT DIVER


Ever see that movie with DiNero?He's a Navy( or "squid") diver.You know, one of those really,really heavily weighted diving outfits.Terrible movie.



So no.



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3....SASSY SASS



I think I know her.

Always with the back sass;you can be her boss or her air conditioning repairman or an irate caller.She will bitch you out but good.

I kinda like her.



But not as a race horsey.

She should have been a free loading doe.


Shredder time.






whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!






4....ELK ABEIR



Elks?

They are that hard up in this years Pothum?



NO!!



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5....LIEUTENANT COLONEL


We would call,in the Marines, these guys "light birds".They really hated it,too.We called them such because they were one rank below Colonel, known as a "full bird".Colonel's logos(=:>) are a big ol' birdie while L.C.'s just get a silver oak leaf.Thus the term,"light bird".

They're upset and nasty all the time because they are not yet full birds.



This one's for them:






NYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! !!





thud






6....TIZ WHIZZ



ROR!!

snort!....I'm such a ham sandwich.

Everyone knows whizz can't win a horsey race.






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7....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c



!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!


I gota million of 'em!



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8....TENCENTER



Uh oh.


A Ten Cents A Ride relative.

VERY bad!




crink-EL!!


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9....HANSEN




yah-hoo-hoo!!!!





KEEPAH!!!!








HANSEN to win the deplorable excuse for a horsey race.

[Arletta]

From ~ Morty


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Just became a part owner with my partner for the exclusive distribution of Pez for the state of New Hampshireshore.

Really pumped!


Cheers,

Lease A Mower Otis

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We also just bought part of the ice maker in the Mickey D's out in Billings ,Montana.


LAMO


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Just horsing around here,friends.

=:>





THE fine analysis of THE SANTA ANITA HANDYBOB!!

But bob ain't got no horsey's entered! S.B. and Moreno are VERY happy!!

(He knows they're on to him.)





1....MOS' HONO'BURR SO'DFISHY


Excuse me while I throw out all my Confucius Say books.



and now....



mos' hono'burr crinkle....


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2....DIAMOND BACHELOR


Never heard of 'im.



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3....SR. QUISQUEYANODOODAH



Oh my God.



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4....DYNAMIC SKY


A MUST INCLUDE in yer 5 picks.



keepah






5....SHARED BELIEF


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBrb0jIR2_8



GIDDYUP WID DAT HAWSEY!



KEEAHKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!







6....LESSRENO



More cow bell.


A mild keepah.






7....PSYCHOTICANDLOUD



nnnnnnnnnnnnnno



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8....YOUKNOWIKNOWANDITWILLCOSTYOU500BIGONESSOKNOWO NEELSEWILLKNOW



Boy do I hate this horsey.



BLECH!



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9....CRIMSON GIANT


Only a dwarf could like this name.



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10....AT YOUR LEISURE


What? Lease a Mower doesn't own a piece?

Startling.




whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! !!






11....ALUMINUMZO


The cheating coward cousin of Califronia Aluminum.



=:/



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12....TAKE A HIKE


yay



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13....HARD ACES


Should it not be HARD EIGHT?

Is someone confusing poker with dice?



VICTOR!!

That dog don't hunt!!




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1....SHARD BELIEF
2....DYNAMIC SKY
3....MORENO