ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

[Rileyoriley]

A Race Wrap Up From Clyde:


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Special shoot(Canadians....who knew?) oot to Old Wuffie for his fine werg commenting on my fine werg.


Or ,werk

Whatevah.

It was creative and just this side of my own brilliance.


Let's do a malfunctioning big ol' squeezy snake right now.I call it a Kink-A-Thon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU



This is ooddles of fun too....especially when everyone hates you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyvK9HHVWI



What if Led Zeppelin had taken the name ,The Beach Boys....? That would never have worked.Especially wearing those white Levis and stripped shirts.

baffert does not understand :The hands of the clock come around twice.

But he's getting there.



I am now accepting adoration regarding my el perfecto exactanatah for the Whizzen Star.I know it seems so very casual and ordinary as my fine work is almost always perfect.CLYDEFORM! will never fail you;it is YOU, the dumb ass horsey player, who fails CLYDEFORM!!

So solly I have not posted much as of late, but I am in deep study for my Graffiti Finals.There are still 3 bridge abutments that need more review.

Well ya know.....when one is radioactive,the 5 senses are greatly enhanced.In fact ,to the point of discovering one really has 7 senses.It's pretty special stuff and I do not know how I went so long without behooving my radioactivity.Spoon bending becomes such a drag, levitating becomes a silly prank.Seeing through walls though....now that's a LOT of fun!

There are 3 stuffed zebras and a penguin watching over me.They do me well.One thing;DO NOT ever mate a zebra with a penguin....if you as the breeder are radioactive.

Don't ask why, just don't do it.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWNKHi2joJE


“Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”


^^^^

Show them your radioactive vampire eyes.


kisskiss!

hughug!!

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

A Race Wrap Up From Clyde:


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I am now accepting adoration regarding my el perfecto exactanatah for the Whizzen Star.I know it seems so very casual and ordinary as my fine work is almost always perfect.CLYDEFORM! will never fail you;it is YOU, the dumb ass horsey player, who fails CLYDEFORM!!

[Sightseek]

There are many, many reasons the lovely people at CLYDEFORM! don't recommend Don't Buy.

Let's start here:

http://www.treehugger.com/sustainabl...olly-foam.html

[Arletta]

From ~ Morty


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I,ClydeyPooKins....have decided I'll be back to Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy again----and for the next few days.There are shadowy figures tracking my fine dupa and this is meant to shake them off my trail.

ANYWAYS!!....I would like to thank THE SightyKins for my trophies(what?....only two??). I missed THE Arletta's roll of the eyes and would to thank her,too( what?....only one?).


CLYDEFORM!! is now SQWAUKING and I am delighted to see Sighty has reSQWAUKED hour comment on that Den of Iniquity,Don'tBuy.Another thing about that huge birthday cake in the desert;have they ever been attacked by components of Radical Islam??


AH DON'T THANK SO!!!!





Forgive me,Racing Fans....I'm a bit testicly----YOW!----I mean TESTY today as my in home Geiger Counter says I'm reading north of "unsafe only to Supahman" and that I must stay indoors and eat lots of fried Northern Pike until the reading comes down.



"Whoever is happy will make others happy too."

BARF!


"The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have."

Aw go fucl< yase'f.


"Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and it BURNS!!"

HA-HA!


"He covers the sky with fungus carrying clouds, He supplies the earth with acid rain,
and maketh the grass grow long on slippery slopes;and why? Because He loathes you."

Delightful!!



There may be hope for Fragmmento.Let us not give up on this fine though stupid animal.



This is all for today.

(Don't say it.)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQ8NvteMIE

[Rileyoriley]

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Someone has a birthday coming up this weekend........................

[Arletta]

Another from ~ Morty


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I really ,really want to thank the worlds only THE Arletta for her pumping heart ( what?....only one??), celebrating the return of my strongest inner person----Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

Forging ahead:Friends,I return in a quick way here because I found something Drainos, of NoAdvantge,typed....provocative.


Now, I actually have learned to like Drainos.He is harmless and makes no never mind about his abusers thoughts. His prime abuser , the one who demurely took the name JC and is perhaps the world's leading blowhard( and by the by....should one who believes one's self to be the second coming be given Hall Monitor status? It's a dead give away the person is practicing secondcomingcraft)----is obviously quite jealous Drainos' noodle make his look like diseased rice.




ut oh(TM).....I think I've floated off he trail again.



Anyhoo----DRAINOS' WINDY POO KINS THEOREM




Wind Force = A x P x Cd x Kz x Gha

A = the projected area of the horse (the reference plane)

P , Wind pressure (Psf), =.00256 x V^2 (V= wind speed in Mph)

Kz, Exposure Coefficient, = [z/33]^(2/7) 1.0 <= Kz < = 2.58

z = Height above average ground to midpoint of the horse in feet.

Gh, Gust response factor = .65+.60/(h/33)^(1/7) 1.0 < = Gh <= 1.25
h = Overall height of the horse in feet.

Cd = .73 (I am considering adding an additional .05 because of the horse’s legs.)



I found the last component....brilliant.

The legs are so important.

Many forget that.


But, what Mahstah Drainos forgets is....what if a particular horsey has an ENORMOUS co.ck? And what if its ENORMITY is magnified by a noodle film vision?? Would this not add considerable drag??


I wish I could ask him directly, but it does provide food for thought for all the Drainos' fans here at NerdyTrail.


Hit songs and their lyric writers:



Fairway To Heaven----Tiger Woods

South To Alaska----Sarah Palin

You Fill Up My Senses----Helen Keller

You're Having My Baby----Magic Johnson

Oh Nome on the Range----The Ekeemo Tabernacle Choir

Born in the USA----Barrack Obama

Isn't She Lovely----Joe Biden

Fool if You Think It's Over----Jeb Bush

Cry Me A Rivah----The Warren Commission

Stone in Love with You----Collaboration by Muslim males

I'm Fourteen-----Monica Lowinski

Under the Boardwalk----Bill Clinton

I Will Succumb-----Unknown Suicide Bomber

Running on Empty----Hillary Clinton

Owl Remember You----Hoot Gibson



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdKx9O31A0


Good Eve-A-Ning

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by Arletta

Another from ~ Morty


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I really ,really want to thank the worlds only THE Arletta for her pumping heart ( what?....only one??), celebrating the return of my strongest inner person----Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

Forging ahead:Friends,I return in a quick way here because I found something Drainos, of NoAdvantge,typed....provocative.


Now, I actually have learned to like Drainos.He is harmless and makes no never mind about his abusers thoughts. His prime abuser , the one who demurely took the name JC and is perhaps the world's leading blowhard( and by the by....should one who believes one's self to be the second coming be given Hall Monitor status? It's a dead give away the person is practicing secondcomingcraft)----is obviously quite jealous Drainos' noodle make his look like diseased rice.




ut oh(TM).....I think I've floated off he trail again.



Anyhoo----DRAINOS' WINDY POO KINS THEOREM




Wind Force = A x P x Cd x Kz x Gha

A = the projected area of the horse (the reference plane)

P , Wind pressure (Psf), =.00256 x V^2 (V= wind speed in Mph)

Kz, Exposure Coefficient, = [z/33]^(2/7) 1.0 <= Kz < = 2.58

z = Height above average ground to midpoint of the horse in feet.

Gh, Gust response factor = .65+.60/(h/33)^(1/7) 1.0 < = Gh <= 1.25
h = Overall height of the horse in feet.

Cd = .73 (I am considering adding an additional .05 because of the horse’s legs.)



I found the last component....brilliant.

The legs are so important.

Many forget that.


But, what Mahstah Drainos forgets is....what if a particular horsey has an ENORMOUS co.ck? And what if its ENORMITY is magnified by a noodle film vision?? Would this not add considerable drag??


I wish I could ask him directly, but it does provide food for thought for all the Drainos' fans here at NerdyTrail.


Hit songs and their lyric writers:



Fairway To Heaven----Tiger Woods

South To Alaska----Sarah Palin

You Fill Up My Senses----Helen Keller

You're Having My Baby----Magic Johnson

Oh Nome on the Range----The Ekeemo Tabernacle Choir

Born in the USA----Barrack Obama

Isn't She Lovely----Joe Biden

Fool if You Think It's Over----Jeb Bush

Cry Me A Rivah----The Warren Commission

Stone in Love with You----Collaboration by Muslim males

I'm Fourteen-----Monica Lowinski

Under the Boardwalk----Bill Clinton

I Will Succumb-----Unknown Suicide Bomber

Running on Empty----Hillary Clinton

Owl Remember You----Hoot Gibson



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdKx9O31A0


Good Eve-A-Ning

Brill Yent!

[Arletta]

From - Mortimer

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What a colossal welcome back party for me....Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

I am beautiful.

Deborah,you are so right.Arletta has a birthday on Sunday ,March 1.I did notice the throbbing heart you have on for her.Fine choice, by the way....I just didn't know you two were----SAY! How's goes it with the snow up there!?



And thank YEW so much,Mr. Old Wuffie.....to Sighty as well.She may like to know my muscles are getting REALLY big!

HUGE.

I had to add mirrors to the adjoining wall.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-X_M1oXXKY



I was happened to be at my local underground major poker game last night.They all fear me.I sat at a table about 15 minutes before rip off.Just so I happened I had new business cards made up and snapped one down,smartly----mind you, on the table.Mouths gaped as they gawked at my quarter inch raised letters in-----in Heroin Purple.It titles me as "Poker Whale"....and has a 4 color photo of Moby Dick eating Ahab.The background to my card is the whitest shade of pale.

But then the silence was broken by Three Fingered Sandusky Paul.I didn't notice him sit down.I hate his guts.He produced from his suit coat-----his new biz card.



It was solid gold.

I really,really hate him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQwI3rDETk



Everything on it was etched in Old English style.It was making me retch....I turned it over.








Oh my God.





It's a hologram of him fucl<ing Stephanie Carter.His co.ck was ENORMOUS.





=:/







I almost lost it. My eye balls went directly to my nose and my lips pursed in a pinch face rage....but I caught myself in time;then I just smiled and said: 'Yes,very nice. Very nice."


Then I excused myself,went outside and keyed Sandusky Paul's car.

It looked like a road map after I finished.

I sent him an invitation for a private dinner at my place.Told him Huey Newton would be there.Also mentioned we might play cards and that if we do ;I hope he keeps his head in the game.




I can't wait.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V41bEZPo-J4

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by OldDog

Brill Yent!

Agreed!!! I especially like "You Fill Up My Senses" by Helen Keller.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

A Race Wrap Up From Clyde:

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I am now accepting adoration regarding my el perfecto exactanatah for the Whizzen Star.I know it seems so very casual and ordinary as my fine work is almost always perfect.CLYDEFORM! will never fail you;it is YOU, the dumb ass horsey player, who fails CLYDEFORM!!

Fine work and early bday wishes to you both!

[Rileyoriley]

Tomorrow's race picks:

Swale-Ready For Rye

Palm Beach-Night Prowler




Happy Birthday Morty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[my miss storm cat]

Happy birthday, Morty!

[Arletta]

A Pastey from ~ Morty


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Hello Dahlings!!

MortimerPoo....at your service.


Lots of stuff today to cover(sorry,no vacay photos) and I thought it would be pleasant to start off with a lovely tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3YUMNDHO_E



While you enjoy the music,I would like to thank snot face Deb-O-Deb for wishing me a happy birthday and for calling me an ass.SightyKins;you certainly know a well dressed man when you see one.Thank you for the tip, but I ALWAYS wear a raincoat before chopping off a persons head.But thaaaaaanks!

BIG T.Y. out also to Brown Sugah for her birthday wishes to me.....I take it that was for all 3 birthdays I enjoy this month of March? Oh I'm sure you did mean it that way.

And I would like to take this opportunity to wish a delightful little curmudgeon,THE Arletta, a very fun filled birthday on Sunday.....March 1.That's the same day Chaucer was released by his captors;forgot all the details, but coincidental.He ,by the way, was the author of Canterbury Tails------a really filthy book.So huge high fives to him as well.


Daffy Danny thinks JMess is smart.

I am actually beginning to visualize Hilary Clinton when I see Daffy Danny's name.

Someone kill me.



Dave Schwontz has a new software launch!! It's called NO PACE! You know,the guy whose PR photo looks as if he were saying,"Well don't look at me." I wouldn't buy paper clips from him.

Speaking of clips:Here's a clip of me and Hack-A-Thack and Flat Liner ( child actors from NoAdvantge) at the poker club.They're always the suckers at the table, but they don't know it.

HA!


Anyhoo---- he we are discussing the virtues of women:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzz4QtbTu6M



And here's one from a few years ago;me breaking up with that social bar fly from NA,Tits.Notice at the start I was drawing up different kind of parting,but she made me so sick I had to cut it off right ricky-ticky.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ440xOiyho



Well Stevie, Mr. BlackHeart....I'm not dead yet but well on the way.A murderer on death row gets a last meal request filled, but I can't even get a last membership before I die of radiation poisoning.I know I can be a divisive force at times as well as mildly incendiary, but the greats weren't great because they "gave 'em plastic".

I'm really feverish over tomorrows races, primarily over the returns of two huge faves:Went The Day Well and Matterhorn.CLYDEFORM!! gives both out as BEST BETS O' THE DAY.

NOT,"maybe" or "most likely" or "super filler" or "fourth most likely,IF"....but the very best bets o' the day.

Don't you get shut out,Racing Fans.


Oh, here's a nice video of me extolling the musical virtues of Phil Collins while directing AbbeyGail and TaylorMarie in a Grifter love scene.Scam Artists make such awful celluloid targets.Although,TaylorMarie kind of moves nicely....don't ya thank? By the way guys.....they gave head.

=;>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUQ2bV--0A



Oh my,look at that time....tsk tsk tsk.

I must zoom;the Ravena Head Shop,The Stinkerbox,is having a donation day.I'm trying to become their largest donor....=;>


One final clip.

Here's me popping a radiation pill before visiting that nauseating Partridge Family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRBI1VSO7hc




kiss-kiss!!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Arletta

A Pastey from ~ Morty


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1.That's the same day Chaucer was released by his captors;forgot all the details, but coincidental.He ,by the way, was the author of Canterbury Tails------a really filthy book.So huge high fives to him as well.

Oh mine Got.

[Rileyoriley]

Night Prowler scratched so all I've got is Ready For Rye.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!