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02-17-2015, 07:46 PM
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A Clyde Update:
================================================== ======= My dear friends....today,I underwent Nuclear Power Plant installation in my little prostate. But the worst----happened. They could not do this thing as they found:I have no prostate;no more.The little c accelerated and et it.This means,all possible eradicating procedures are now....worthless. I'm wondering.....exactly how far does Stevie's Dart Gun reach? Is his deep rooted disdain for me;that deep rooted? Did Stevie send in a hit team in the night,when it's dark....and provide them with a dart gun containing a lethal dose of Dave Schwontz' HIGH malware? I will investigate this in the little remaining time I have. It will achy breaky my little heart if this turns out to be true.
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02-17-2015, 07:58 PM
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02-18-2015, 08:41 AM
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From ~ Clyde
============================================= Fave NA Thread Titles: Official rye bread price thread What's yer sperm count? Who is baffert! How do I know if I've been stiffed? If all horses really were born in January,wouldn't that kill horse astrology? Official Randy Sterling thread ( don't say anything) Is the old cowboy star Tex Twitter really who started Twitter? When did Maggie get turned out? I only bet superfecta's cause I'm smard Name a town where Just Thayin' was NOT employed as a cop wud do you giys thing of the third raze at porx today? If Cardvark is not doing a great job of making a fool of himself today, he is not doing his job. Instead of saying,"I ran into this accomplished horseman and as fate would have it....he was looking to partner on a horse....", you say,"So I hire a new International Ops Manager and he sees my Santa Anita calendar on the wall and tells me that his former boss won the Kentucky Derby in 2010 (Animal Kingdom), and Breeders Cup and Dubai and Bev D (Euro Charlene)...I ask if I could buy the guy dinner to hear his stories. As fate would have it, he was looking...." ....then you might be a blowhard. And I'm not talking about Lease a Mower Otis. Ending posts with "Cheers" makes me projectile vomit. Don't let me bore you;these are just random thoughts. (the above is not a random thought....it's a just thayin') Let me make it clear that I am NOT notclyde. "Driving car number 11 in this evenings sprint car race will be Mr. Arthur Garfunkel." ''I was High in the Himalaya's and Became the First Human to do Hash with Mr. Yeti"....the soon to be out book made during Brian Williams forthcoming 6 month vacay. Hit songs by the Beatles ....had they been psychopaths: I Saw Her Hanging There I Want To Hold Your Head PS I Hate You I Threw Her Through the Bathroom Window Expiration Day! Come Apart Leg Tripper Eleanor Rigor Mortis Got to Get You Outa My Life Happiness is a loaded Smith&Wesson I'm Happy Just to Dance on You Do Not Let it Be Please Mr. Coroner Let's end it with a familiar STICKY(I don't know why u-tubey won't let just your choice song play anymore.The place is beginning to bug me.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTqSu84g7s
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02-18-2015, 06:54 PM
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From ~ Clyde
================================================== === I forgot about another great Beatles song:The Obama on the Hill. That was beautiful. Now THIS....this is really beautiful;especially after an intravenous feed of liquid purple heroin. I shall soon rewrite this so keep that in mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzK0pYJbfKg And if I say to you tomorrow Take my hand, child, come with me It's to a castle I will take you Where what's to be, they say will be A-catch the wind, see us spin Sail away, leave today Way up high in the sky It won't, but the wind won't blow, we really shouldn't go It only goes to show that you will be mine, by takin' our time Oooh, ho-whoa And if you say to me tomorrow Oh, what fun it all would be then what's to stop us, pretty baby but what is and what should never be A-catch the wind, see us spin Sail away, leave today Way up high in the sky It won't, but the wind won't blow, we really shouldn't go It only goes to show that you will be mine, by takin' our time Oooh, ohh, oh-ho So if you wake up with the sunrise and all your dreams are still as new and happiness is what you need so bad Well, girl, the answer lies with you, yeah A-catch the wind, see us spin Sail away, leave today Way up high in the sky It won't, but the wind won't blow, we really shouldn't go It only goes to show that you will be mine, by takin' our time Oooh, ho-whoa Hey, ho, ma A-well, the wind won't blow, and we really shouldn't go and it only goes to show-whoa-whoa-whoa Catch the wind, we're gonna see us spin We're gonna sail, little girl A-do-do-do, ba-ba-n-do, oh Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, yeah Everybody I know seems to know me well but does anyody know I'm gonna move like hell A-baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, ho, I love ya Baby, baby, babe, huh, oh, I love ya Do, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on, now I want you By the by, the next song is pretty drug addicting too. I'll leave the horse picking to the experts.
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02-18-2015, 08:38 PM
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Long day at work Clyde but this made me laugh (alot!) 
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02-19-2015, 01:59 PM
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From ~ Clyde
================================================== ======= Did Joseph Biden's little film clip from yesterday cause Daughters of the American Revolution---- in situ orgasms?? Did it cause female Mormons to scream,"BURY ME BABY!!" What did Biden Dude say to Carter Babe? Here ya go: "Steffy,do you feel that? That's my ENORMOUS co.ck up against you,baby.I want to bite you.Later....call me." Biden is such a rookie. I...ME,can give any hottie out there----eterrrnal life.Just like Dracula,only bettah.I am in complete confluence with my eterrrnal life giving jizz:My predator blood now flows into it.AND!---- It's also radioactive.Baby, you will not only have eterrrnal life----you will experience copious,full body and EXTREMELY HOT orgasms that will last for HOURS. And I ,too, have an ENORMOUS co.ck. =:> ENORMOUS. Doesn't Pink Floyd sound like a sexual disease? A large constrictor snake with a cell phone is a telethon. If twats tweeted,wouldn't they be more likely twatting? T'wat,exactly,is going on here? Picture a penal institution.Who are its inhabitants?Is it a prison for bad penis'?Doesn't that noodle image look funny? Can you imagine a pud in solitary confinement? Isn't that so sad? Did the name Milk Duds come from girls with teeny tiny boo bees? Do you think Steffy must have had nice buttocks and that's what attracted White Out to her on that stage? Will Biden be known as the Great Fornicator? Nurses and female Docs love touching me.I have a beautiful mind in a beautiful body.The blood taking nurses all say I'm better than Dracula.They love touching my pud.I know thy want it:Eterrrrnal life. Doesn't Biden look like he is Eddie Haskell grown up? I store my lock deicer safely in my car. - 30 degree wind chills tonight here in Kent,Ohio.That's what it feels like on Ohio skin. It's more like -75 degrees on Texas skin. Mountain skin=55 degrees.Plus side of zero. You know, I think Carter's wife was digging Biden's sexual overtures. What until Ashton sees that for himself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edtl5W4XNLk
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02-19-2015, 06:46 PM
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"Doesn't Biden look like he is Eddie Haskell grown up?"
Now that you mention it-YES!  Will we be getting the Clydeform for The Fountain of Fruit???
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