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Old 02-17-2015, 07:46 PM
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My dear friends....today,I underwent Nuclear Power Plant installation in my little prostate.


But the worst----happened.

They could not do this thing as they found:I have no prostate;no more.The little c accelerated and et it.This means,all possible eradicating procedures are now....worthless.

I'm wondering.....exactly how far does Stevie's Dart Gun reach? Is his deep rooted disdain for me;that deep rooted? Did Stevie send in a hit team in the night,when it's dark....and provide them with a dart gun containing a lethal dose of Dave Schwontz' HIGH malware?


I will investigate this in the little remaining time I have.

It will achy breaky my little heart if this turns out to be true.
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Old 02-17-2015, 07:58 PM
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A Clyde Update:

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My dear friends....today,I underwent Nuclear Power Plant installation in my little prostate.


But the worst----happened.

They could not do this thing as they found:I have no prostate;no more.The little accelerated and et it.This means,all possible eradicating procedures are now....worthless.

I'm wondering.....exactly how far does Stevie's Dart Gun reach? Is his deep rooted disdain for me;that deep rooted? Did Stevie send in a hit team in the night,when it's dark....and provide them with a dart gun containing a lethal dose of Dave Schwontz' HIGH software?


I will investigate this in the little remaining time I have.

It will achy breaky my little heart if this turns out to be true.
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Old 02-18-2015, 08:41 AM
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From ~ Clyde



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Fave NA Thread Titles:


Official rye bread price thread

What's yer sperm count?

Who is baffert!

How do I know if I've been stiffed?

If all horses really were born in January,wouldn't that kill horse astrology?

Official Randy Sterling thread ( don't say anything)

Is the old cowboy star Tex Twitter really who started Twitter?

When did Maggie get turned out?

I only bet superfecta's cause I'm smard

Name a town where Just Thayin' was NOT employed as a cop

wud do you giys thing of the third raze at porx today?



If Cardvark is not doing a great job of making a fool of himself today, he is not doing his job.


Instead of saying,"I ran into this accomplished horseman and as fate would have it....he was looking to partner on a horse....", you say,"So I hire a new International Ops Manager and he sees my Santa Anita calendar on the wall and tells me that his former boss won the Kentucky Derby in 2010 (Animal Kingdom), and Breeders Cup and Dubai and Bev D (Euro Charlene)...I ask if I could buy the guy dinner to hear his stories.

As fate would have it, he was looking...."

....then you might be a blowhard.


And I'm not talking about Lease a Mower Otis.


Ending posts with "Cheers" makes me projectile vomit.



Don't let me bore you;these are just random thoughts.

(the above is not a random thought....it's a just thayin')


Let me make it clear that I am NOT notclyde.


"Driving car number 11 in this evenings sprint car race will be Mr. Arthur Garfunkel."





''I was High in the Himalaya's and Became the First Human to do Hash with Mr. Yeti"....the soon to be out book made during Brian Williams forthcoming 6 month vacay.



Hit songs by the Beatles ....had they been psychopaths:


I Saw Her Hanging There

I Want To Hold Your Head

PS I Hate You

I Threw Her Through the Bathroom Window

Expiration Day!

Come Apart

Leg Tripper

Eleanor Rigor Mortis

Got to Get You Outa My Life

Happiness is a loaded Smith&Wesson

I'm Happy Just to Dance on You

Do Not Let it Be

Please Mr. Coroner


Let's end it with a familiar STICKY(I don't know why u-tubey won't let just your choice song play anymore.The place is beginning to bug me.)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTqSu84g7s
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Old 02-18-2015, 06:54 PM
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I forgot about another great Beatles song:The Obama on the Hill.


That was beautiful.




Now THIS....this is really beautiful;especially after an intravenous feed of liquid purple heroin.

I shall soon rewrite this so keep that in mind.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzK0pYJbfKg



And if I say to you tomorrow
Take my hand, child, come with me
It's to a castle I will take you
Where what's to be, they say will be

A-catch the wind, see us spin
Sail away, leave today
Way up high in the sky
It won't, but the wind won't blow, we really shouldn't go
It only goes to show that you will be mine, by takin' our time
Oooh, ho-whoa

And if you say to me tomorrow
Oh, what fun it all would be
then what's to stop us, pretty baby
but what is and what should never be

A-catch the wind, see us spin
Sail away, leave today
Way up high in the sky
It won't, but the wind won't blow, we really shouldn't go
It only goes to show that you will be mine, by takin' our time
Oooh, ohh, oh-ho

So if you wake up with the sunrise
and all your dreams are still as new
and happiness is what you need so bad
Well, girl, the answer lies with you, yeah

A-catch the wind, see us spin
Sail away, leave today
Way up high in the sky
It won't, but the wind won't blow, we really shouldn't go
It only goes to show that you will be mine, by takin' our time
Oooh, ho-whoa

Hey, ho, ma
A-well, the wind won't blow, and we really shouldn't go
and it only goes to show-whoa-whoa-whoa
Catch the wind, we're gonna see us spin
We're gonna sail, little girl
A-do-do-do, ba-ba-n-do, oh
Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, yeah
Everybody I know seems to know me well
but does anyody know I'm gonna move like hell
A-baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, ho, I love ya
Baby, baby, babe, huh, oh, I love ya
Do, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on, now
I want you




By the by, the next song is pretty drug addicting too.



I'll leave the horse picking to the experts.
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Old 02-18-2015, 08:38 PM
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=============================================


Fave NA Thread Titles:


Official rye bread price thread

What's yer sperm count?

Who is baffert!

How do I know if I've been stiffed?

If all horses really were born in January,wouldn't that kill horse astrology?

Official Randy Sterling thread ( don't say anything)

Is the old cowboy star Tex Twitter really who started Twitter?

When did Maggie get turned out?

I only bet superfecta's cause I'm smard

Name a town where Just Thayin' was NOT employed as a cop

wud do you giys thing of the third raze at porx today?



If Cardvark is not doing a great job of making a fool of himself today, he is not doing his job.


Instead of saying,"I ran into this accomplished horseman and as fate would have it....he was looking to partner on a horse....", you say,"So I hire a new International Ops Manager and he sees my Santa Anita calendar on the wall and tells me that his former boss won the Kentucky Derby in 2010 (Animal Kingdom), and Breeders Cup and Dubai and Bev D (Euro Charlene)...I ask if I could buy the guy dinner to hear his stories.

As fate would have it, he was looking...."

....then you might be a blowhard.


And I'm not talking about Lease a Mower Otis.


Ending posts with "Cheers" makes me projectile vomit.



Don't let me bore you;these are just random thoughts.

(the above is not a random thought....it's a just thayin')


Let me make it clear that I am NOT notclyde.


"Driving car number 11 in this evenings sprint car race will be Mr. Arthur Garfunkel."





''I was High in the Himalaya's and Became the First Human to do Hash with Mr. Yeti"....the soon to be out book made during Brian Williams forthcoming 6 month vacay.



Hit songs by the Beatles ....had they been psychopaths:


I Saw Her Hanging There

I Want To Hold Your Head

PS I Hate You

I Threw Her Through the Bathroom Window

Expiration Day!

Come Apart

Leg Tripper

Eleanor Rigor Mortis

Got to Get You Outa My Life

Happiness is a loaded Smith&Wesson

I'm Happy Just to Dance on You

Do Not Let it Be

Please Mr. Coroner


Let's end it with a familiar STICKY(I don't know why u-tubey won't let just your choice song play anymore.The place is beginning to bug me.)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTqSu84g7s

Long day at work Clyde but this made me laugh (alot!)
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Old 02-19-2015, 01:59 PM
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From ~ Clyde


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Did Joseph Biden's little film clip from yesterday cause Daughters of the American Revolution---- in situ orgasms??

Did it cause female Mormons to scream,"BURY ME BABY!!"

What did Biden Dude say to Carter Babe?


Here ya go:


"Steffy,do you feel that? That's my ENORMOUS co.ck up against you,baby.I want to bite you.Later....call me."


Biden is such a rookie. I...ME,can give any hottie out there----eterrrnal life.Just like Dracula,only bettah.I am in complete confluence with my eterrrnal life giving jizz:My predator blood now flows into it.AND!---- It's also radioactive.Baby, you will not only have eterrrnal life----you will experience copious,full body and EXTREMELY HOT orgasms that will last for HOURS.





And I ,too, have an ENORMOUS co.ck.

=:>

ENORMOUS.







Doesn't Pink Floyd sound like a sexual disease?

A large constrictor snake with a cell phone is a telethon.

If twats tweeted,wouldn't they be more likely twatting?

T'wat,exactly,is going on here?

Picture a penal institution.Who are its inhabitants?Is it a prison for bad penis'?Doesn't that noodle image look funny?

Can you imagine a pud in solitary confinement?

Isn't that so sad?

Did the name Milk Duds come from girls with teeny tiny boo bees?

Do you think Steffy must have had nice buttocks and that's what attracted White Out to her on that stage?

Will Biden be known as the Great Fornicator?

Nurses and female Docs love touching me.I have a beautiful mind in a beautiful body.The blood taking nurses all say I'm better than Dracula.They love touching my pud.I know thy want it:Eterrrrnal life.

Doesn't Biden look like he is Eddie Haskell grown up?

I store my lock deicer safely in my car.

- 30 degree wind chills tonight here in Kent,Ohio.That's what it feels like on Ohio skin.

It's more like -75 degrees on Texas skin.

Mountain skin=55 degrees.Plus side of zero.

You know, I think Carter's wife was digging Biden's sexual overtures.

What until Ashton sees that for himself.




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"Doesn't Biden look like he is Eddie Haskell grown up?"


Now that you mention it-YES!




Will we be getting the Clydeform for The Fountain of Fruit???
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"Doesn't Biden look like he is Eddie Haskell grown up?"


Now that you mention it-YES!




Will we be getting the Clydeform for The Fountain of Fruit???
I would like to see them for the Whizzen Star too.
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