ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by Arletta

Another from ~ Morty


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I really ,really want to thank the worlds only THE Arletta for her pumping heart ( what?....only one??), celebrating the return of my strongest inner person----Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

Forging ahead:Friends,I return in a quick way here because I found something Drainos, of NoAdvantge,typed....provocative.


Now, I actually have learned to like Drainos.He is harmless and makes no never mind about his abusers thoughts. His prime abuser , the one who demurely took the name JC and is perhaps the world's leading blowhard( and by the by....should one who believes one's self to be the second coming be given Hall Monitor status? It's a dead give away the person is practicing secondcomingcraft)----is obviously quite jealous Drainos' noodle make his look like diseased rice.




ut oh(TM).....I think I've floated off he trail again.



Anyhoo----DRAINOS' WINDY POO KINS THEOREM




Wind Force = A x P x Cd x Kz x Gha

A = the projected area of the horse (the reference plane)

P , Wind pressure (Psf), =.00256 x V^2 (V= wind speed in Mph)

Kz, Exposure Coefficient, = [z/33]^(2/7) 1.0 <= Kz < = 2.58

z = Height above average ground to midpoint of the horse in feet.

Gh, Gust response factor = .65+.60/(h/33)^(1/7) 1.0 < = Gh <= 1.25
h = Overall height of the horse in feet.

Cd = .73 (I am considering adding an additional .05 because of the horse’s legs.)



I found the last component....brilliant.

The legs are so important.

Many forget that.


But, what Mahstah Drainos forgets is....what if a particular horsey has an ENORMOUS co.ck? And what if its ENORMITY is magnified by a noodle film vision?? Would this not add considerable drag??


I wish I could ask him directly, but it does provide food for thought for all the Drainos' fans here at NerdyTrail.


Hit songs and their lyric writers:



Fairway To Heaven----Tiger Woods

South To Alaska----Sarah Palin

You Fill Up My Senses----Helen Keller

You're Having My Baby----Magic Johnson

Oh Nome on the Range----The Ekeemo Tabernacle Choir

Born in the USA----Barrack Obama

Isn't She Lovely----Joe Biden

Fool if You Think It's Over----Jeb Bush

Cry Me A Rivah----The Warren Commission

Stone in Love with You----Collaboration by Muslim males

I'm Fourteen-----Monica Lowinski

Under the Boardwalk----Bill Clinton

I Will Succumb-----Unknown Suicide Bomber

Running on Empty----Hillary Clinton

Owl Remember You----Hoot Gibson



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdKx9O31A0


Good Eve-A-Ning

Brill Yent!

[Arletta]

From - Mortimer

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What a colossal welcome back party for me....Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

I am beautiful.

Deborah,you are so right.Arletta has a birthday on Sunday ,March 1.I did notice the throbbing heart you have on for her.Fine choice, by the way....I just didn't know you two were----SAY! How's goes it with the snow up there!?



And thank YEW so much,Mr. Old Wuffie.....to Sighty as well.She may like to know my muscles are getting REALLY big!

HUGE.

I had to add mirrors to the adjoining wall.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-X_M1oXXKY



I was happened to be at my local underground major poker game last night.They all fear me.I sat at a table about 15 minutes before rip off.Just so I happened I had new business cards made up and snapped one down,smartly----mind you, on the table.Mouths gaped as they gawked at my quarter inch raised letters in-----in Heroin Purple.It titles me as "Poker Whale"....and has a 4 color photo of Moby Dick eating Ahab.The background to my card is the whitest shade of pale.

But then the silence was broken by Three Fingered Sandusky Paul.I didn't notice him sit down.I hate his guts.He produced from his suit coat-----his new biz card.



It was solid gold.

I really,really hate him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQwI3rDETk



Everything on it was etched in Old English style.It was making me retch....I turned it over.








Oh my God.





It's a hologram of him fucl<ing Stephanie Carter.His co.ck was ENORMOUS.





=:/







I almost lost it. My eye balls went directly to my nose and my lips pursed in a pinch face rage....but I caught myself in time;then I just smiled and said: 'Yes,very nice. Very nice."


Then I excused myself,went outside and keyed Sandusky Paul's car.

It looked like a road map after I finished.

I sent him an invitation for a private dinner at my place.Told him Huey Newton would be there.Also mentioned we might play cards and that if we do ;I hope he keeps his head in the game.




I can't wait.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V41bEZPo-J4

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From - Mortimer

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What a colossal welcome back party for me....Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

I am beautiful.

Deborah,you are so right.Arletta has a birthday on Sunday ,March 1.I did notice the throbbing heart you have on for her.Fine choice, by the way....I just didn't know you two were----SAY! How's goes it with the snow up there!?



And thank YEW so much,Mr. Old Wuffie.....to Sighty as well.She may like to know my muscles are getting REALLY big!

HUGE.

I had to add mirrors to the adjoining wall.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-X_M1oXXKY



I was happened to be at my local underground major poker game last night.They all fear me.I sat at a table about 15 minutes before rip off.Just so I happened I had new business cards made up and snapped one down,smartly----mind you, on the table.Mouths gaped as they gawked at my quarter inch raised letters in-----in Heroin Purple.It titles me as "Poker Whale"....and has a 4 color photo of Moby Dick eating Ahab.The background to my card is the whitest shade of pale.

But then the silence was broken by Three Fingered Sandusky Paul.I didn't notice him sit down.I hate his guts.He produced from his suit coat-----his new biz card.



It was solid gold.

I really,really hate him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQwI3rDETk



Everything on it was etched in Old English style.It was making me retch....I turned it over.








Oh my God.





It's a hologram of him fucl<ing Stephanie Carter.His co.ck was ENORMOUS.





=:/







I almost lost it. My eye balls went directly to my nose and my lips pursed in a pinch face rage....but I caught myself in time;then I just smiled and said: 'Yes,very nice. Very nice."


Then I excused myself,went outside and keyed Sandusky Paul's car.

It looked like a road map after I finished.

I sent him an invitation for a private dinner at my place.Told him Huey Newton would be there.Also mentioned we might play cards and that if we do ;I hope he keeps his head in the game.




I can't wait.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V41bEZPo-J4

Don't forget your raincoat! We wouldn't want you soiling that very fine suit of yours.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by OldDog

Brill Yent!

Agreed!!! I especially like "You Fill Up My Senses" by Helen Keller.

[Rileyoriley]

"Deborah,you are so right.Arletta has a birthday on Sunday ,March 1.I did notice the throbbing heart you have on for her.Fine choice, by the way....I just didn't know you two were----SAY! How's goes it with the snow up there!?"


I did not know Arletta was a March birthday too. Happy Early BD!

And you sir Mortimer are an ass.

[Sightseek]

To Clyde, I present the cards for the Gotham Stakes and the Santa Anita Handicap.

To Morty, I present the cards for the San Felipe Stakes and the Tampa Bay Dirty.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

To Clyde, I present the cards for the Gotham Stakes and the Santa Anita Handicap.

To Morty, I present the cards for the San Felipe Stakes and the Tampa Bay Dirty.

I believe a contest may be in order for such a super-de-duper Saturday!! Nothing too fancy. Pick the winnah of each race!!

[Sightseek]

Someone is going to have to dust me off after my picks, it's looking pretty chalky!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Someone is going to have to dust me off after my picks, it's looking pretty chalky!

Haven't really looked yet but definitely SHARED BELIEF!!!

[Sightseek]

Does anyone have a working radar?

Apparently there are 5 fillies flying under many broken radars.

If a filly can fly, would she still be able to run in the Kentucky Oaks???

[herkhorse]

I've already had enough of American Pharoah













say... anyone want to read my blog?















thud















by the way Mizzz Wizzz won yesterday















Morty can ya lend me a dime?

[herkhorse]

SA 11 4 all all

[Sightseek]

Shared Belief

Pay Bob wants nothing to do with this beast with a clean trip.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Does anyone have a working radar?

Apparently there are 5 fillies flying under many broken radars.

If a filly can fly, would she still be able to run in the Kentucky Oaks???

There is no rule stating "flying fillies" can't run.


I sense a conspiracy with all these supposedly "broken radars". Obviously it's Bush's fault.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

There is no rule stating "flying fillies" can't run.


I sense a conspiracy with all these supposedly "broken radars". Obviously it's Bush's fault.

But, if jockeys don't have brains, does this make them drones???

[Arletta]

From Morty



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Welcome Racing Fans to another fine edition of the Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Fine Program.I,Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy, will again host this fine edition of the fine Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Fine Program.

By the way, if you would like to directly communicate with Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy,you are cordially invited to do so by e-mailing to Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy@Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

Note the "Attention to" should be directed at Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy,of course.


Today's topic:



whoisbaffert!!??




Well,I'm afraid we are all becoming too familiar with who this cheating,back stabbing slug is.He is the before photo;the mealy mouthed wise guy;the unlicensed midwife of hypo thyroidism;the lap dog of Bo (a 5,NOT a 10) Derek and the ultimate customer of Satan.

What's with PayBob? Has he reacted in a bad way to the last concoction baffert fed him? Or is it a case of Shared Fright between him and baffert? As it can be read from previous posts here,it seems the only one being fooled by the BCC is the gay lover of Cailfornia Chrome----Funny Jones.


Is baffert also having trouble trying to find the right dose of magic excelsior for Canadian Sparrow?

For you Duodenum fans.....he's done.

You just watch.


That's whoisbaffert!!??



I have kept it real, and gave 'em steel.You won't see Stevie Hasbeen flying at this altitude.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uEMOeDZsA