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![]() ... czar of racing, the gravity king or queen (or Sheikh for those of you who miss the fights).
![]() You control what gets upgraded and which races are downgraded. What's your first order of business? What needs to be changed immediately? |
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![]() I'd lock Jerry Moss and his vaginitis afflicted trainer into a room with TFM, Smooth Operator and CSC.
After that, I'd abolish synthetic surfaces. Then abolish Frank Stronach. Then deport the executive board of Churchill Downs. Then make Greg Ravioli into a groom at PID. Make RHT a TVG analyst. And finally, make a rule saying that jockeys must score at least 65 on an IQ test before being able to ride in races. |
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![]() A lot of graded stakes races would be downgraded sharply with the hopes of forcing the very best from each division into showing up in the same spot more often.
An effort to turn the public perception that this is a 'total suckers game that can't be beaten' into 'you actually can make money and poker is gay anyway' Takeout would have to be reduced sharply or big rebate programs put in place to do this. A single national Betting exchange would be put in place to maximize liquidity. TVG will do a late night reality TV show on a few gamblers. Instead of 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' it will be 'Keeping up with the Andy Serling' .. instead of 'Shot at Love with Tila' it will be 'Shot of love with Joey Silverio' or 'Fast times with FreddyMo' or maybe just 'Fast Times with the Fat Charts' TheFatMan will have to be showcased. I will place Cannon Shell as my top advisor for dealing with horsemen related and drug testing issues. |
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No stakes race worth more than $200,000 would be scheduled to take place within one week of a stakes race with the same conditions held at another track located within 2,000 miles. Same conditions defined as for the same age and sex, and over the same surface at a distance within 2 furlongs. The graded stakes system would be revamped, with stakes graded no earlier than 12 months after they are run. The graded stakes committee would be co-chaired by Jerry Brown and DrugS.
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Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner? You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really don't want me to go down there! |
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![]() Even though I live here and would miss ski season, tear down the Rockies to make it a nice level playing field for all.
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![]() (just realized ski season is less than 90 days away)
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please use generalizations and non-truths when arguing your side, thank you |
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![]() 60 if you are thinking Loveland and A-Basin like me.
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![]() I'd do two chicks at the same time
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Hong Kong... Wednesday at Happy Valley, Sunday at Sha Tin. Great horses, jockeys, big fields, huge payouts... maybe it wouldn't work here but it sure does there. |
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![]() Our version of the industry would crumble with racing two days per week at just two tracks.
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![]() In order to crumble there would need to be a foundation.
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