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Old 07-27-2010, 09:48 AM
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Default Top 10 comedy things you hear at a White Sox game

from White Sox fans

10: Lance Johnson was the best centerfielder evah
9: Hawk Harrelson can get any girl he wants
8: What inning is it? (only 1 out in the first inning)
7: I f*cked the living **** out of that dude last week (in front of a 7 year old girl)
6: I forgot my sleeves at the shelter (sleeveless is in at Comiskey)
5: Ichiro is Korean
4: Carlton Fisk was so tough he didn't wear a mask
3: Steve Stone could pitch in the MLB right now
2: I wish my boyfriend had a c*ck like this polish sausage I am eating, it is perfect
1: Hey a$$hole (female Sox fan speaking to female Sox fan)
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Old 07-27-2010, 12:06 PM
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from White Sox fans

10: Lance Johnson was the best centerfielder evah
9: Hawk Harrelson can get any girl he wants
8: What inning is it? (only 1 out in the first inning)
7: I f*cked the living **** out of that dude last week (in front of a 7 year old girl)
6: I forgot my sleeves at the shelter (sleeveless is in at Comiskey)
5: Ichiro is Korean
4: Carlton Fisk was so tough he didn't wear a mask
3: Steve Stone could pitch in the MLB right now
2: I wish my boyfriend had a c*ck like this polish sausage I am eating, it is perfect
1: Hey a$$hole (female Sox fan speaking to female Sox fan)
If I had a buck for every time I heard a guy in a Cubs hat repeat #7 and #2, I could pay for my Sox playoff tickets for this year right now.
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Old 07-27-2010, 12:33 PM
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^^^^Twins fan.
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Old 07-27-2010, 05:11 PM
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^^^^Twins fan.
^^^ LOLing
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Old 07-27-2010, 05:13 PM
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If I had a buck for every time I heard a guy in a Cubs hat repeat #7 and #2, I could pay for my Sox playoff tickets for this year right now.
No doubt, but you have to separate all the college retards and people that know nothing about baseball from the real fans like myself. I would never say those things.

There are very few Sox fans that have a clue about baseball, I would say 15%. I would say 70% of the people that are not sitting in the bleachers could hold a baseball conversation at Wrigley.
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Old 07-27-2010, 05:55 PM
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^^^ LOLing
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^^^^ Longing for Franny
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Old 07-27-2010, 06:13 PM
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^^^^ Longing for Franny
I would never impose, SIR!
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Old 07-27-2010, 06:38 PM
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I would never impose, SIR!

ror!!....you're kidding, right?


She hates me...impose.
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Old 07-27-2010, 06:51 PM
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ror!!....you're kidding, right?


She hates me...impose.
HUH!

She doesn't hate you. I told you to TRUST ME!
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Old 07-27-2010, 06:54 PM
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When people say "trust me"...I worry and lock all my locks, and worry more I will forget how to unlock them.




Really...you have a much bettah chance with the vixen..
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Old 07-27-2010, 06:56 PM
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When people say "trust me"...I worry and lock all my locks, and worry more I will forget how to unlock them.




Really...you have a much bettah chance with the vixen..
Why does she have a shrine of Mortimer in her basement then?
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Why does she have a shrine of Mortimer in her basement then?
That's not a shrine...that IS Mortimer.
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Because when no one else is there, she sticks pins in all my likenesses.



And they hurt!!
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That's not a shrine...that IS Mortimer.


spit!!
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:02 AM
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No doubt, but you have to separate all the college retards and people that know nothing about baseball from the real fans like myself. I would never say those things.

There are very few Sox fans that have a clue about baseball, I would say 15%. I would say 70% of the people that are not sitting in the bleachers could hold a baseball conversation at Wrigley.


You have that backwards my friend. Wrigley is notorious for having the most clueless, cell phone talking, camera waving drunk frat boys who just go to be seen. Yeah..there are the real fans there, but Wrigley is a joke when it comes to intelligent fans.
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:36 AM
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You have that backwards my friend. Wrigley is notorious for having the most clueless, cell phone talking, camera waving drunk frat boys who just go to be seen. Yeah..there are the real fans there, but Wrigley is a joke when it comes to intelligent fans.
^^^^Hong Kong busy bee man.



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Old 07-28-2010, 09:17 AM
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You have that backwards my friend. Wrigley is notorious for having the most clueless, cell phone talking, camera waving drunk frat boys who just go to be seen. Yeah..there are the real fans there, but Wrigley is a joke when it comes to intelligent fans.
I said inside the bleachers. Those tools only sit in the bleachers
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:47 AM
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You have that backwards my friend. Wrigley is notorious for having the most clueless, cell phone talking, camera waving drunk frat boys who just go to be seen. Yeah..there are the real fans there, but Wrigley is a joke when it comes to intelligent fans.

^^^^ Cannot read, either.

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