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Scav 07-27-2010 09:48 AM
Top 10 comedy things you hear at a White Sox game
 
from White Sox fans

10: Lance Johnson was the best centerfielder evah
9: Hawk Harrelson can get any girl he wants
8: What inning is it? (only 1 out in the first inning)
7: I f*cked the living **** out of that dude last week (in front of a 7 year old girl)
6: I forgot my sleeves at the shelter (sleeveless is in at Comiskey)
5: Ichiro is Korean
4: Carlton Fisk was so tough he didn't wear a mask
3: Steve Stone could pitch in the MLB right now
2: I wish my boyfriend had a c*ck like this polish sausage I am eating, it is perfect
1: Hey a$$hole (female Sox fan speaking to female Sox fan)

satan's twin 07-27-2010 12:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scav (Post 674485)
from White Sox fans

10: Lance Johnson was the best centerfielder evah
9: Hawk Harrelson can get any girl he wants
8: What inning is it? (only 1 out in the first inning)
7: I f*cked the living **** out of that dude last week (in front of a 7 year old girl)
6: I forgot my sleeves at the shelter (sleeveless is in at Comiskey)
5: Ichiro is Korean
4: Carlton Fisk was so tough he didn't wear a mask
3: Steve Stone could pitch in the MLB right now
2: I wish my boyfriend had a c*ck like this polish sausage I am eating, it is perfect
1: Hey a$$hole (female Sox fan speaking to female Sox fan)
If I had a buck for every time I heard a guy in a Cubs hat repeat #7 and #2, I could pay for my Sox playoff tickets for this year right now.

clyde 07-27-2010 12:33 PM
^^^^Twins fan.

Scav 07-27-2010 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 674572)
^^^^Twins fan.
^^^ LOLing

Scav 07-27-2010 05:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by satan's twin (Post 674563)
If I had a buck for every time I heard a guy in a Cubs hat repeat #7 and #2, I could pay for my Sox playoff tickets for this year right now.
No doubt, but you have to separate all the college retards and people that know nothing about baseball from the real fans like myself. I would never say those things.

There are very few Sox fans that have a clue about baseball, I would say 15%. I would say 70% of the people that are not sitting in the bleachers could hold a baseball conversation at Wrigley.

clyde 07-27-2010 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scav (Post 674737)
^^^ LOLing
!!


^^^^ Longing for Franny

Scav 07-27-2010 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 674760)
!!


^^^^ Longing for Franny
I would never impose, SIR!

clyde 07-27-2010 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 674767)
I would never impose, SIR!

ror!!....you're kidding, right?


She hates me...impose.

Scav 07-27-2010 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 674775)
ror!!....you're kidding, right?


She hates me...impose.
HUH!

She doesn't hate you. I told you to TRUST ME!

clyde 07-27-2010 06:54 PM
When people say "trust me"...I worry and lock all my locks, and worry more I will forget how to unlock them.




Really...you have a much bettah chance with the vixen..

Scav 07-27-2010 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 674792)
When people say "trust me"...I worry and lock all my locks, and worry more I will forget how to unlock them.




Really...you have a much bettah chance with the vixen..
Why does she have a shrine of Mortimer in her basement then?

Sightseek 07-27-2010 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 674794)
Why does she have a shrine of Mortimer in her basement then?
That's not a shrine...that IS Mortimer.

clyde 07-27-2010 07:00 PM
Because when no one else is there, she sticks pins in all my likenesses.



And they hurt!!

clyde 07-27-2010 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 674796)
That's not a shrine...that IS Mortimer.


spit!!

GBBob 07-28-2010 08:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scav (Post 674739)
No doubt, but you have to separate all the college retards and people that know nothing about baseball from the real fans like myself. I would never say those things.

There are very few Sox fans that have a clue about baseball, I would say 15%. I would say 70% of the people that are not sitting in the bleachers could hold a baseball conversation at Wrigley.


:rolleyes: You have that backwards my friend. Wrigley is notorious for having the most clueless, cell phone talking, camera waving drunk frat boys who just go to be seen. Yeah..there are the real fans there, but Wrigley is a joke when it comes to intelligent fans.

clyde 07-28-2010 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 674968)
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:rolleyes: You have that backwards my friend. Wrigley is notorious for having the most clueless, cell phone talking, camera waving drunk frat boys who just go to be seen. Yeah..there are the real fans there, but Wrigley is a joke when it comes to intelligent fans.
^^^^Hong Kong busy bee man.



:rolleyes:

Scav 07-28-2010 09:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 674968)
[/b]

:rolleyes: You have that backwards my friend. Wrigley is notorious for having the most clueless, cell phone talking, camera waving drunk frat boys who just go to be seen. Yeah..there are the real fans there, but Wrigley is a joke when it comes to intelligent fans.
I said inside the bleachers. Those tools only sit in the bleachers

clyde 07-28-2010 10:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 674968)
[/b]

:rolleyes: You have that backwards my friend. Wrigley is notorious for having the most clueless, cell phone talking, camera waving drunk frat boys who just go to be seen. Yeah..there are the real fans there, but Wrigley is a joke when it comes to intelligent fans.

^^^^ Cannot read, either.

:rolleyes:


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