US Best Health Care in the World because of Siamese Twins?

[dalakhani]

According to a highly accreditted online blogger from Bucks County, PA the US health care system was rated the best in the world because of our success in seperating Siamese twins.

"The US is by far the best with Siamese twins," claims Hanna Lechter PHD, a doctor in germany.

"Forget the fact that a large number of their population can't even afford to see a doctor, the siamese twins success is what really matters," said a representative from the nobel prize for medicine.

"The Siamese twins problem has finally come to the forefront as its been a hidden truth for decades in wasillia," says S Palin.