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Old 10-31-2007, 09:42 AM
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Still confirming early reports..but looks to be true.
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:43 AM
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Possibly his most famous song......Nothing is Impossible in Dreams--Not Even Dannie.
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:49 AM
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Why isn't this man a head coach???
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Old 10-31-2007, 11:06 AM
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He changed his name from Robert Goulash when his parents gave him the boot.
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Old 10-31-2007, 01:26 PM
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Chances of survival are poor.
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Deceased relatives have been notified to come asap.
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Many objected when Goulet was pronounced dead.







"It's GOO-LAY!!...GOO-LAY!!" ....they shreiked.
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Old 10-31-2007, 02:00 PM
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Idi Amin ,the Goulet Cook, has also been notified.
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Ditto for Canibal Lector.
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Goulet emerged to the top of the singing industry after a successful career as a matador. Contrary to rumor...he was never a jar.






Bull Fighting fans loved him so much the tv announcer had to say..."Oh they're not saying Ole'!.......They're saying GOO-LAY!"
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Old 10-31-2007, 02:16 PM
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Survived by daughter FritoLay and son HockeyGoLay.
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Old 10-31-2007, 02:22 PM
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EARTH SHAKING NEWS!!


The reuslts of a seismograph taken on Goulet's brain indicate he may be dreaming.

Would he dare dream the impossible?

WILL HE MAKE A COMEBACK!?
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Old 10-31-2007, 02:24 PM
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Shaken by the latest news....Canadians are now flying their flags at half passed.
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:14 PM
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Until further notice...Robert Goulet Day will only be recognized for half a day.
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:28 PM
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Many objected when Goulet was pronounced dead.







"It's GOO-LAY!!...GOO-LAY!!" ....they shreiked.

you've been watching 'keeping up appearances', haven't you?
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you've been watching 'keeping up appearances', haven't you?


Actually,Dannie, I don't know what that is.

I think they probably watch me.





I just try to keep my POV up.
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:40 PM
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Oh Dannie.





I have to provide maintenance on the Ohio Stadium cam view.

Would you like to come with me?
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I don't think Dannie wants to come.











Clitty.









Oh boy.











I mean pity.
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:57 PM
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I better get back on topic....mighty fast!
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Goulet did leave a note.






It was D minor.
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