Robert Goulet Still Dead
 

Still confirming early reports..but looks to be true.

Possibly his most famous song......Nothing is Impossible in Dreams--Not Even Dannie.

Why isn't this man a head coach???

He changed his name from Robert Goulash when his parents gave him the boot.

Chances of survival are poor.

Deceased relatives have been notified to come asap.

Many objected when Goulet was pronounced dead.







"It's GOO-LAY!!...GOO-LAY!!" ....they shreiked.

Idi Amin ,the Goulet Cook, has also been notified.

Ditto for Canibal Lector.

Goulet emerged to the top of the singing industry after a successful career as a matador. Contrary to rumor...he was never a jar.






Bull Fighting fans loved him so much the tv announcer had to say..."Oh they're not saying Ole'!.......They're saying GOO-LAY!"

Survived by daughter FritoLay and son HockeyGoLay.

EARTH SHAKING NEWS!!


The reuslts of a seismograph taken on Goulet's brain indicate he may be dreaming.

Would he dare dream the impossible?

WILL HE MAKE A COMEBACK!?

Shaken by the latest news....Canadians are now flying their flags at half passed.

Until further notice...Robert Goulet Day will only be recognized for half a day.

you've been watching 'keeping up appearances', haven't you?

Actually,Dannie, I don't know what that is.

I think they probably watch me.





I just try to keep my POV up.

Oh Dannie.





I have to provide maintenance on the Ohio Stadium cam view.

Would you like to come with me?

I don't think Dannie wants to come.











Clitty.









Oh boy.











I mean pity.

I better get back on topic....mighty fast!

Goulet did leave a note.






It was D minor.