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"Doesn't Biden look like he is Eddie Haskell grown up?"


Now that you mention it-YES!




Will we be getting the Clydeform for The Fountain of Fruit???
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"Doesn't Biden look like he is Eddie Haskell grown up?"


Now that you mention it-YES!




Will we be getting the Clydeform for The Fountain of Fruit???
I would like to see them for the Whizzen Star too.
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From ~ Clyde

================================================== =

Deborah shall receive a stern spanking for mislabeling:


The FOUNTAIN OF EWETH----brought to you by The Pennsylvania Mountain Fellers!





1....JUAN&BINA IN A BOB&JOHN SUIT



Back again,aye boys?






Crinkle....


trash can






2....BLUEGRASS SINGER


Songs even raccoons hate.




Crinkle....


trash can






3....FRAGMMENTO



Uhm, is deja vu happening here?


He failed me last time out;no second chances




Crinkle....


trash can






4....


So awful the name,my fingers did not want to type it.


VERY bad!




Crinkle....


trash can






5....IT'S A SPLIT DECISION


ssssssssssssssssso close!!




Crink-EL!....


trash can






6....FROSTED TIP


Perhaps frosted tips CAN be raced.



Keepah!






7....UPSKIRT


Deja vu is definitely happening....again.


For me,too much cow bell.



Crinkle....


trash can






8....DANNY BOY


Brother of John Boy.

Far too hickish.


....no....



Crinkle....


trash can








FROSTED TIP to win.
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From ~ Clyde


================================================== ===

Oh my GOD!!

"The WHIZZEN STAR"



!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


(For that 20 pie work....SightyPooKins gets to stand in front of White Out Biden.)





1....ST. JOE BIDEN



snarf!!!!





nyyyyyyyyyyoooooow!!!!


thud






2....TIZNOT RJ



Well then who in God's name tiz it?

Really dumb.



Crinkle....


trash can






3....MUFF


Interesting to see if her and Frosted Tip ever hook up.

Other than that.....no.



Crinkle....


trash can






4....JS BLECH


Well there ya go.



Crinkle....


trash can






5....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW-JYsF3xHI


Nifty,good beat,but..... Brown Sugah couldn't dance to it.




Crinkle....


trash can






6....WAR STORY



Keepah!







7....HERO OF HUMOR


Keepah!






8....KEEN ICE


5th in the Alaskan Derby last time out .


Ah don't thank so.



Crinkle....


trash can






9....BIG BIG EASY



Tits;of NoAdvantage

They don't come no easier.






whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!






10....CLY----UPS!!....I mean : INTERNATIONAL STAR


YAH-HOO-HOO!!!!



KEEPAH - KEEPAH!!








1....INTERNATIONAL STAR
2....WAR STORY
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L - O - Quint, and informative, sometimes excessively so, but nevertheless... Fine werk!
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From ~ Clyde

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Deborah shall receive a stern spanking for mislabeling:


The FOUNTAIN OF EWETH----brought to you by The Pennsylvania Mountain Fellers!





1....JUAN&BINA IN A BOB&JOHN SUIT



Back again,aye boys?






Crinkle....


trash can






2....BLUEGRASS SINGER


Songs even raccoons hate.




Crinkle....


trash can






3....FRAGMMENTO



Uhm, is deja vu happening here?


He failed me last time out;no second chances




Crinkle....


trash can






4....


So awful the name,my fingers did not want to type it.


VERY bad!




Crinkle....


trash can






5....IT'S A SPLIT DECISION


ssssssssssssssssso close!!




Crink-EL!....


trash can






6....FROSTED TIP


Perhaps frosted tips CAN be raced.



Keepah!






7....UPSKIRT


Deja vu is definitely happening....again.


For me,too much cow bell.



Crinkle....


trash can






8....DANNY BOY


Brother of John Boy.

Far too hickish.


....no....



Crinkle....


trash can








FROSTED TIP to win.

Will go with your pick on this one!

And Artic North in the Mac Turf race.
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From ~ Clyde


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Oh my GOD!!

"The WHIZZEN STAR"



!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


(For that 20 pie work....SightyPooKins gets to stand in front of White Out Biden.)





1....ST. JOE BIDEN



snarf!!!!





nyyyyyyyyyyoooooow!!!!


thud






2....TIZNOT RJ



Well then who in God's name tiz it?

Really dumb.



Crinkle....


trash can






3....MUFF


Interesting to see if her and Frosted Tip ever hook up.

Other than that.....no.



Crinkle....


trash can






4....JS BLECH


Well there ya go.



Crinkle....


trash can






5....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW-JYsF3xHI


Nifty,good beat,but..... Brown Sugah couldn't dance to it.




Crinkle....


trash can






6....WAR STORY



Keepah!







7....HERO OF HUMOR


Keepah!






8....KEEN ICE


5th in the Alaskan Derby last time out .


Ah don't thank so.



Crinkle....


trash can






9....BIG BIG EASY



Tits;of NoAdvantage

They don't come no easier.






whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!






10....CLY----UPS!!....I mean : INTERNATIONAL STAR


YAH-HOO-HOO!!!!



KEEPAH - KEEPAH!!








1....INTERNATIONAL STAR
2....WAR STORY
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Exacta box: Bluff and Imperia in the Whizzen Star
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A Race Wrap Up From Clyde:


================================================== ==

Special shoot(Canadians....who knew?) oot to Old Wuffie for his fine werg commenting on my fine werg.


Or ,werk

Whatevah.

It was creative and just this side of my own brilliance.


Let's do a malfunctioning big ol' squeezy snake right now.I call it a Kink-A-Thon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU



This is ooddles of fun too....especially when everyone hates you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyvK9HHVWI



What if Led Zeppelin had taken the name ,The Beach Boys....? That would never have worked.Especially wearing those white Levis and stripped shirts.

baffert does not understand :The hands of the clock come around twice.

But he's getting there.



I am now accepting adoration regarding my el perfecto exactanatah for the Whizzen Star.I know it seems so very casual and ordinary as my fine work is almost always perfect.CLYDEFORM! will never fail you;it is YOU, the dumb ass horsey player, who fails CLYDEFORM!!

So solly I have not posted much as of late, but I am in deep study for my Graffiti Finals.There are still 3 bridge abutments that need more review.

Well ya know.....when one is radioactive,the 5 senses are greatly enhanced.In fact ,to the point of discovering one really has 7 senses.It's pretty special stuff and I do not know how I went so long without behooving my radioactivity.Spoon bending becomes such a drag, levitating becomes a silly prank.Seeing through walls though....now that's a LOT of fun!

There are 3 stuffed zebras and a penguin watching over me.They do me well.One thing;DO NOT ever mate a zebra with a penguin....if you as the breeder are radioactive.

Don't ask why, just don't do it.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWNKHi2joJE


“Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”


^^^^

Show them your radioactive vampire eyes.


kisskiss!

hughug!!
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I am now accepting adoration regarding my el perfecto exactanatah for the Whizzen Star.I know it seems so very casual and ordinary as my fine work is almost always perfect.CLYDEFORM! will never fail you;it is YOU, the dumb ass horsey player, who fails CLYDEFORM!!
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There are many, many reasons the lovely people at CLYDEFORM! don't recommend Don't Buy.

Let's start here:

http://www.treehugger.com/sustainabl...olly-foam.html
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From ~ Morty


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I,ClydeyPooKins....have decided I'll be back to Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy again----and for the next few days.There are shadowy figures tracking my fine dupa and this is meant to shake them off my trail.

ANYWAYS!!....I would like to thank THE SightyKins for my trophies(what?....only two??). I missed THE Arletta's roll of the eyes and would to thank her,too( what?....only one?).


CLYDEFORM!! is now SQWAUKING and I am delighted to see Sighty has reSQWAUKED hour comment on that Den of Iniquity,Don'tBuy.Another thing about that huge birthday cake in the desert;have they ever been attacked by components of Radical Islam??


AH DON'T THANK SO!!!!





Forgive me,Racing Fans....I'm a bit testicly----YOW!----I mean TESTY today as my in home Geiger Counter says I'm reading north of "unsafe only to Supahman" and that I must stay indoors and eat lots of fried Northern Pike until the reading comes down.



"Whoever is happy will make others happy too."

BARF!


"The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have."

Aw go fucl< yase'f.


"Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and it BURNS!!"

HA-HA!


"He covers the sky with fungus carrying clouds, He supplies the earth with acid rain,
and maketh the grass grow long on slippery slopes;and why? Because He loathes you."

Delightful!!



There may be hope for Fragmmento.Let us not give up on this fine though stupid animal.



This is all for today.

(Don't say it.)


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Someone has a birthday coming up this weekend........................
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Another from ~ Morty


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I really ,really want to thank the worlds only THE Arletta for her pumping heart ( what?....only one??), celebrating the return of my strongest inner person----Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

Forging ahead:Friends,I return in a quick way here because I found something Drainos, of NoAdvantge,typed....provocative.


Now, I actually have learned to like Drainos.He is harmless and makes no never mind about his abusers thoughts. His prime abuser , the one who demurely took the name JC and is perhaps the world's leading blowhard( and by the by....should one who believes one's self to be the second coming be given Hall Monitor status? It's a dead give away the person is practicing secondcomingcraft)----is obviously quite jealous Drainos' noodle make his look like diseased rice.




ut oh(TM).....I think I've floated off he trail again.



Anyhoo----DRAINOS' WINDY POO KINS THEOREM




Wind Force = A x P x Cd x Kz x Gha

A = the projected area of the horse (the reference plane)

P , Wind pressure (Psf), =.00256 x V^2 (V= wind speed in Mph)

Kz, Exposure Coefficient, = [z/33]^(2/7) 1.0 <= Kz < = 2.58

z = Height above average ground to midpoint of the horse in feet.

Gh, Gust response factor = .65+.60/(h/33)^(1/7) 1.0 < = Gh <= 1.25
h = Overall height of the horse in feet.

Cd = .73 (I am considering adding an additional .05 because of the horse’s legs.)



I found the last component....brilliant.

The legs are so important.

Many forget that.


But, what Mahstah Drainos forgets is....what if a particular horsey has an ENORMOUS co.ck? And what if its ENORMITY is magnified by a noodle film vision?? Would this not add considerable drag??


I wish I could ask him directly, but it does provide food for thought for all the Drainos' fans here at NerdyTrail.


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Fairway To Heaven----Tiger Woods

South To Alaska----Sarah Palin

You Fill Up My Senses----Helen Keller

You're Having My Baby----Magic Johnson

Oh Nome on the Range----The Ekeemo Tabernacle Choir

Born in the USA----Barrack Obama

Isn't She Lovely----Joe Biden

Fool if You Think It's Over----Jeb Bush

Cry Me A Rivah----The Warren Commission

Stone in Love with You----Collaboration by Muslim males

I'm Fourteen-----Monica Lowinski

Under the Boardwalk----Bill Clinton

I Will Succumb-----Unknown Suicide Bomber

Running on Empty----Hillary Clinton

Owl Remember You----Hoot Gibson



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Happy Birthday, Morty!

I hope your card comes out on top and your night ends making arm muscles in the mirror!
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I hope your card comes out on top and your night ends making arm muscles in the mirror!
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I really ,really want to thank the worlds only THE Arletta for her pumping heart ( what?....only one??), celebrating the return of my strongest inner person----Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

Forging ahead:Friends,I return in a quick way here because I found something Drainos, of NoAdvantge,typed....provocative.


Now, I actually have learned to like Drainos.He is harmless and makes no never mind about his abusers thoughts. His prime abuser , the one who demurely took the name JC and is perhaps the world's leading blowhard( and by the by....should one who believes one's self to be the second coming be given Hall Monitor status? It's a dead give away the person is practicing secondcomingcraft)----is obviously quite jealous Drainos' noodle make his look like diseased rice.




ut oh(TM).....I think I've floated off he trail again.



Anyhoo----DRAINOS' WINDY POO KINS THEOREM




Wind Force = A x P x Cd x Kz x Gha

A = the projected area of the horse (the reference plane)

P , Wind pressure (Psf), =.00256 x V^2 (V= wind speed in Mph)

Kz, Exposure Coefficient, = [z/33]^(2/7) 1.0 <= Kz < = 2.58

z = Height above average ground to midpoint of the horse in feet.

Gh, Gust response factor = .65+.60/(h/33)^(1/7) 1.0 < = Gh <= 1.25
h = Overall height of the horse in feet.

Cd = .73 (I am considering adding an additional .05 because of the horse’s legs.)



I found the last component....brilliant.

The legs are so important.

Many forget that.


But, what Mahstah Drainos forgets is....what if a particular horsey has an ENORMOUS co.ck? And what if its ENORMITY is magnified by a noodle film vision?? Would this not add considerable drag??


I wish I could ask him directly, but it does provide food for thought for all the Drainos' fans here at NerdyTrail.


Hit songs and their lyric writers:



Fairway To Heaven----Tiger Woods

South To Alaska----Sarah Palin

You Fill Up My Senses----Helen Keller

You're Having My Baby----Magic Johnson

Oh Nome on the Range----The Ekeemo Tabernacle Choir

Born in the USA----Barrack Obama

Isn't She Lovely----Joe Biden

Fool if You Think It's Over----Jeb Bush

Cry Me A Rivah----The Warren Commission

Stone in Love with You----Collaboration by Muslim males

I'm Fourteen-----Monica Lowinski

Under the Boardwalk----Bill Clinton

I Will Succumb-----Unknown Suicide Bomber

Running on Empty----Hillary Clinton

Owl Remember You----Hoot Gibson



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What a colossal welcome back party for me....Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

I am beautiful.

Deborah,you are so right.Arletta has a birthday on Sunday ,March 1.I did notice the throbbing heart you have on for her.Fine choice, by the way....I just didn't know you two were----SAY! How's goes it with the snow up there!?



And thank YEW so much,Mr. Old Wuffie.....to Sighty as well.She may like to know my muscles are getting REALLY big!

HUGE.

I had to add mirrors to the adjoining wall.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-X_M1oXXKY



I was happened to be at my local underground major poker game last night.They all fear me.I sat at a table about 15 minutes before rip off.Just so I happened I had new business cards made up and snapped one down,smartly----mind you, on the table.Mouths gaped as they gawked at my quarter inch raised letters in-----in Heroin Purple.It titles me as "Poker Whale"....and has a 4 color photo of Moby Dick eating Ahab.The background to my card is the whitest shade of pale.

But then the silence was broken by Three Fingered Sandusky Paul.I didn't notice him sit down.I hate his guts.He produced from his suit coat-----his new biz card.



It was solid gold.

I really,really hate him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQwI3rDETk



Everything on it was etched in Old English style.It was making me retch....I turned it over.








Oh my God.





It's a hologram of him fucl<ing Stephanie Carter.His co.ck was ENORMOUS.





=:/







I almost lost it. My eye balls went directly to my nose and my lips pursed in a pinch face rage....but I caught myself in time;then I just smiled and said: 'Yes,very nice. Very nice."


Then I excused myself,went outside and keyed Sandusky Paul's car.

It looked like a road map after I finished.

I sent him an invitation for a private dinner at my place.Told him Huey Newton would be there.Also mentioned we might play cards and that if we do ;I hope he keeps his head in the game.




I can't wait.



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Agreed!!! I especially like "You Fill Up My Senses" by Helen Keller.
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