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Old 06-07-2007, 08:46 PM
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You'll have to speak to GPK. He has all the negatives.

I'll just let my imagination paint an image in my mind...



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ahhh... vivid imaginations are wonderful things
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Old 06-07-2007, 08:48 PM
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Enjoy!





Now this breathtaking image is going to go do a sinkload of dishes.....
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Old 06-07-2007, 08:57 PM
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Old 06-07-2007, 09:05 PM
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And it's all real! No plastic surgery for Morty's Girls!


Yes...it is forbidden.

However Skin Illustrations may be permitted upon my approval.



About the Monday thing....you were the MG of the day.....but ...






...oh forget it. It's too hard and out there to explain.
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Old 06-07-2007, 09:24 PM
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Yes...it is forbidden.

However Skin Illustrations may be permitted upon my approval.



About the Monday thing....you were the MG of the day.....but ...






...oh forget it. It's too hard and out there to explain.
You're forgiven.
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Old 06-07-2007, 09:31 PM
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You'll have to speak to GPK. He has all the negatives.
the photographer ALWAYS keeps the negatives....























and the positives too.
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Old 06-08-2007, 10:36 AM
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NOTICE TO MORTY'S GIRLS:





I have been told one of you has a PROPERTY OF HELLS ANGELS tatoo on your dupa.









Report to me immediately.
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Old 06-08-2007, 11:13 AM
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Dave Krayson.




I hate to bother you,but the culprit will not fess up. You must do this thing. You must seek each one out and let me know who it is having that dupa tatoo.




Someone has to do it.

Next time I'll give you a break.
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Old 06-08-2007, 01:23 PM
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There is an "incident" taking place ,as I speak, that may call for the expungement of an MG member.


I will not stand for backsass.






I will let you all know the result of this infraction ....soon.
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Old 06-08-2007, 01:42 PM
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NOTICE TO MORTY'S GIRLS:





I have been told one of you has a PROPERTY OF HELLS ANGELS tatoo on your dupa.








Report to me immediately.
Oops. Guess you wouldn't like the Grateful Dead tattoo I have on my dupa.
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Old 06-08-2007, 02:00 PM
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noooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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Old 06-08-2007, 02:12 PM
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Oops. Guess you wouldn't like the Grateful Dead tattoo I have on my dupa.
Ma'am...I do not condone disparaging of women here.




I apologize you had to be the recipient of the True Swines retchings.

One must always consider the source and The 3 Amoeba's are not exactly what ya would call reputable.
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Old 06-08-2007, 02:54 PM
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Don't think I didn't see that Thebby.





You have broken my heart.

I will be going through the procedure to have you removed from the MG membership.

As well as something else.




I guess you can do me like that.
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:28 PM
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And now my heart is broken twice.





ThebbyTwoTimes has been removed from MORTY'S GIRLS.

I need recovery time to look for a replacement so please...no new applications.


I seek refuge to do an introspective.....see if I can summon help from the inside to go on.



Woe is mah behind.
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:53 PM
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I forgot.


The "incident" from earlier today has resulted in the booting of Carla from MORTY'S GIRLS.






My depression sinks deeper.
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Old 06-08-2007, 04:46 PM
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Oops. Guess you wouldn't like the Grateful Dead tattoo I have on my dupa.
"" A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine"" !!
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Old 06-08-2007, 05:23 PM
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Add my son and the rest of my family and the above is true for me too.

um what about me
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Old 06-08-2007, 06:22 PM
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I wasn't serious Morte' ....kissy-poo. Hope you enjoyed the movie.
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Old 06-09-2007, 11:50 AM
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I am wounded all the same.


The movie was ok.

Morrison did the theme song really well.
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Old 06-09-2007, 12:14 PM
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So it was more than good.





But don't answer just because of that.

I really don't care.






I'm headed for Belmont.

And I know where everyone is sitting.







I have plenty of pies.
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