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I've loaded my Ghostzapper.
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If you're dead you won't see your reflection when making arm muscles in the mirror....
You better un-dead yourself! |
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!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
You are so right! Franny's vodoo surgery has my shoulder up to 90% functional so the exercise program has been back in full swing. That and a special diet, it's called eating food...daily, have gained me 7 pounds in about 3 months. I llllook maaaaah-vlus!! I rrreally do! |
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And your crunches?
Have you been doing them every morning when you wake up? |
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Oh gosh yes...but regular sit ups and leg lifts as well as sit ups on this strange looking cradled machine in addition to the crunchies add up to many-of-them.
Also...I do my toilet first with my fine assortment of hair and body warshes.....careful application of facial rinses and masks...and,of course, I have that sorbet after chopping off someone's head. |
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That's a genuine EVERLAST skippy rope, mind you.
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Drats.
Work blocks your tubey from me. Is it that most glorious morning routine with the gratuitous butt shot? |
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Classic Comment Line:
Morte' went two wide; pulled up, vanned off. |
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That was a Classic Comment Line.
I was not. |
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It's the one where the bar girl upsets me a little, and Paul upsets me....a lot. Samantha and Cristy round it out. |
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Kiss-Kiss ,Uncly .
C U at The Goats Head tonight at 10.Don't be late again,Dahling |
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Breaking news ....I am no longer dead.
Thanks for all of your heart felt well wishes. |
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I think I have died and gone to hell. does anyone have any ice cream?
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Wouldn't think so, but your going there for snuffing that poor,filthy animal of yours.
Oh..your gang name is now BeefHerky. Unless HerHighness has another seizure over it. |
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I will accept congratulatory comments from my legion of fans.
I better look up legion. |
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It means a great number;a multitude.
Phooey. |
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Welcome back again............I think.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |