I Have Died

[Sightseek]

I've loaded my Ghostzapper.

[clyde]

!!!!

[Sightseek]

If you're dead you won't see your reflection when making arm muscles in the mirror....


You better un-dead yourself!

[clyde]

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

You are so right!


Franny's vodoo surgery has my shoulder up to 90% functional so the exercise program has been back in full swing.

That and a special diet, it's called eating food...daily, have gained me 7 pounds in about 3 months.




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maaaaah-vlus!!









I rrreally do!

[Sightseek]

And your crunches?


Have you been doing them every morning when you wake up?

[clyde]

Oh gosh yes...but regular sit ups and leg lifts as well as sit ups on this strange looking cradled machine in addition to the crunchies add up to many-of-them.



Also...I do my toilet first with my fine assortment of hair and body warshes.....careful application of facial rinses and masks...and,of course, I have that sorbet after chopping off someone's head.

[clyde]

Oh let me just show you.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS6Blh089rA

[clyde]

That's a genuine EVERLAST skippy rope, mind you.

[Sightseek]

Drats.

Work blocks your tubey from me. Is it that most glorious morning routine with the gratuitous butt shot?

Classic Comment Line:

Morte' went two wide; pulled up, vanned off.

[clyde]

That was a Classic Comment Line.


I was not.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Drats.

Work blocks your tubey from me. Is it that most glorious morning routine with the gratuitous butt shot?

Thank you so much, but no.Too much free play with that one lately.




It's the one where the bar girl upsets me a little, and Paul upsets me....a lot.


Samantha and Cristy round it out.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by clyde

Oh gosh yes...but regular sit ups and leg lifts as well as sit ups on this strange looking cradled machine in addition to the crunchies add up to many-of-them.



Also...I do my toilet first with my fine assortment of hair and body warshes.....careful application of facial rinses and masks...and,of course, I have that sorbet after chopping off someone's head.

[clyde]

Kiss-Kiss ,Uncly .



C U at The Goats Head tonight at 10.Don't be late again,Dahling

[clyde]

Breaking news ....I am no longer dead.




Thanks for all of your heart felt well wishes.

[herkhorse]

I think I have died and gone to hell. does anyone have any ice cream?

[clyde]

Wouldn't think so, but your going there for snuffing that poor,filthy animal of yours.


Oh..your gang name is now BeefHerky.

Unless HerHighness has another seizure over it.

[clyde]

I will accept congratulatory comments from my legion of fans.





I better look up legion.

[clyde]

It means a great number;a multitude.



Phooey.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by clyde

Breaking news ....I am no longer dead.




Thanks for all of your heart felt well wishes.

Will you make up your damn mind already!





Welcome back again............I think.