Morty's Girls Auditions! .... Yay!

[Rileyoriley]

This is the thread that never ends.












OR............





We're trapped in the "Twilight Zone"!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

This is the thread that never ends.

OR............





We're trapped in the "Twilight Zone"!

I just like to think it's The Never Ending Threadski.


Time for more Cyber Adornments for Mortimer.


Who will start it off?





Sightless......


.....what about you darling?

[Payson Dave]

Now ya know that is gonna piss off her boyfriend...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Now ya know that is gonna piss off her boyfriend...

No worry....Hossy likes me.







Oh geez...did Diaper know about him??

[Rileyoriley]

I was wrong about this being the "Twilight Zone". It's more like a soap opera. I think I need a script to follow this.





P.S. Nice to see you back Morty!

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I was wrong about this being the "Twilight Zone". It's more like a soap opera. I think I need a script to follow this.

I dont know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now

Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience

[Eminem]
I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cuz we're dope as **** and only get a 2 in the source
They never should've booted me out of reform school
Deformed fool,takin a **** in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
**** the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin
And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed
May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop

[Chorus]

As the World Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day

[Rileyoriley]

Very good. My mother used to watch "As The World Turns" when I was a kid. All I remember was someone named "Lisa" who always seemed to be getting into trouble. Is that soap still on?

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Very good. My mother used to watch "As The World Turns" when I was a kid. All I remember was someone named "Lisa" who always seemed to be getting into trouble. Is that soap still on?

I'm pretty sure it is, although I don't watch soaps. Well, maybe I shouldn't say that... I guess some people classify Grey's Anatomy as a nighttime soap opera, but oh well.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I was wrong about this being the "Twilight Zone". It's more like a soap opera. I think I need a script to follow this.





P.S. Nice to see you back Morty!

Entirely too knid,ma'am.






I came back to hide.





It may be safe for me now to come out.







Do ya like running...Deb?

[Downthestretch55]

Amish soap operas???

Yikes!

"As the Buggy Spins"

[Mortimer]

I'm hoping she has good strong thighs.


But I have to go to my retreat now anyways.






I will return,God willing, much later....but I will return noentheless.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I'm pretty sure it is, although I don't watch soaps. Well, maybe I shouldn't say that... I guess some people classify Grey's Anatomy as a nighttime soap opera, but oh well.

I will admit I used to watch "General Hospital" back in the Luke and Laura heydays. I think that was late 70's, early 80's. Haven't watched a soap opera since then. Now if I happen to be home during the daytime, I'm more apt to switch on an old "I Love Lucy" rerun!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Entirely too knid,ma'am.






I came back to hide.





It may be safe for me now to come out.







Do ya like running...Deb?

I'm more of a hiker than a runner. My left knee isn't what it used to be.

[Rileyoriley]

I just noticed your new location Morty. Combined with the running question, I can only assume you've robbed a bank.

[Mortimer]

Then I take it your bod is in fine,supple condition?




And I have not robbed a bank for quite sometime now. Although considering Thebby's rather gluttonous attitude....I may have to start again.

[Mortimer]

The length of dead time waiting for the answer is not real promising.

[Mortimer]

Anyone else?

Anyone else at all?








Sightless.....what about you ...ma'am?

[Cajungator26]

Hi Morty.

O=:>

[Antitrust32]

my body is in great condition for consuming lots of beer

[Rileyoriley]

Sorry. I'm painting my bathroom while watching the races from Ascot.


I like to think I'm in good shape. At least my doctor says so.


Perhaps you need to put Thebby on a budget.