The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[geeker2]

Am I the only one confused by these posts?

It reminds me of the discussion I had with my 1st cousin when I convinced her we were not related...then we had ...well nevermind.

Thanks God for the abortion thread ..it would be hard to justify...well nevermind.

I might just move to Alaska...

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Am I the only one confused by these posts?

It reminds me of the discussion I had with my 1st cousin when I convinced her we were not related...then we had ...well nevermind.

Thanks God for the abortion thread ..it would be hard to justify...well nevermind.

I might just move to Alaska...

Dear Easily Confused,

I'll explain the contest rules again-SLOWLY-just for you.


Pick your winning horse in each race on the 9/27


Belmont card. You may also pick one exacta box



horse buddy. 1 winning horse + 1 exacta box horse = 2 horses per race.


Sincerely, Clydeform Management



P.S. Laker would not like Alaska. Too cold for cats.

[Rileyoriley]

Results:

Clyde-0
Arletta-$9.20 (Gustnado)
Me-$47.10 (Tonalist plus exacta w/ Zivo)
Sighty-$8.10 (Tonalist)

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Results:

Clyde-0
Arletta-$9.20 (Gustnado)
Me-$47.10 (Tonalist plus exacta w/ Zivo)
Sighty-$8.10 (Tonalist)

Boom! Very nice, sistah and congrats to Ms. Arletta and Ms. Sighty as well.

Clyde hasn't demanded a recount?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Boom! Very nice, sistah and congrats to Ms. Arletta and Ms. Sighty as well.

Clyde hasn't demanded a recount?

Clyde's in Alaska giving eskimo kisses to the penquins.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Clyde's in Alaska giving eskimo kisses to the penquins.

I hope he takes selfies!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I hope he takes selfies!

I hope the penguins do!

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Results:

Clyde-0
Arletta-$9.20 (Gustnado)
Me-$47.10 (Tonalist plus exacta w/ Zivo)
Sighty-$8.10 (Tonalist)

Congrats to our wonderful organizer!


(So tell us, did your gift basket enclose the lumbar guy??? )

[Rileyoriley]

Clyde Speaks:

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I felt bad about what I said, and so....I copied from Arletta,SihtyPoo and Deb-O-Deb;taking the picks rom each that I knew were terrible and could not win.

That's me.

And fine work here by the Debonatah-----getting your winner's packag out soon.AND....brand new Cadillac for ya baby.Yup, brand new Cadillac.




Also.....HUGE cheers for SandyW over at NA.

That's keepin' it real and given 'em steel.

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLyWd6tnEPM

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Congrats to our wonderful organizer!


(So tell us, did your gift basket enclose the lumbar guy??? )

Thank you.


(My lips are sealed........)

[Arletta]

Doo dah! From ~ Clyde


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I think it's time....oh, by the way----I do take selfies.$50 each with volume discounts made available to the buying public.

Back to it.

I think it's time..................................well now I forgot what I was going to type.

I really hate that.

Oh well.I know that one thing is about DupaBird.The act is either poorly scripted or DaffyDanny has major competition.Nine posts and the "hubby" and "her" have already shoveled "thousands" into the pools since March.Major player here.

Ah don't thank so!!

Do you think she really wears those high heels?

Are'unt those the dumbest things you've ever seen?

She seems to have attached herself to Hasp's rib cage.Watch it Hasp;don't fall for this amateur hour show.





Now I remember!!




I think it time for a refresher course on the bottom three rungs of our Cranial Content Rankings.


e-baboons Level:

1....Nincompoop
2....Kumquat
3....Three-Toed Sloth

UpInFlames Level:

1....DoorKnob
2....WatchFob
3....PlumbBob

NoAdvantage Level (the worst,of course):

1....The Frozen
2....The Stupid
3....The Dead


Let us ponder where DupaBird should be properly classed.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hjqqa5tq5k


And penguins don't take selfies.Their little arms do not sprout flexible handsTake a tip from the elusive John Gotti.He was quite the quipster:

"HEY!....Whose car is that?"

"What car!?"

"The LINCOLN!!"

"What LINCOLN!!?"


See?



Just when one thinks one has seen it all....NoAdvantage happens.This,not kidding,is a recent thread title: The Biggest Hindrance to Making a Profit.

If you have read the effluent frumped out over those i-net pages----you my find that title highly amusing in it's obvious answer.

Remember, if you can say "good deal"....you get vCash.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X1DxXIBwkI

[Arletta]

From Clyde



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I,----------------------------------oh my GOD!! I forgot my name!!!!









Phooey.

Wait a minute.




























got it!









I,Clyde Collinwood, have just become the newly,duly appointed Commissioner of Horsey Racing.

Serious changes must be made to clean house....and so:


1....All tracks will have a Dwarf Day. That day,all dwarves shall receive a $2 voucher that can only be used on short odds horsey's: 2:1 or less.

2....Every Wednesday shall be Camel Race Day and each track shall designate one race for camels.

3....Sunday shall be S5P Day.All customers shall receive a voucher allowing them to pick 5 horsey's in one race for just $2.Should they hit a winner of any in those 5,they shall be paid on a $2 win ticket.All patrons MUST rush up and congratulate them....vigorously.

4....The jockey's whip shall be replaced by a squirt gun containing an approved mustard.Jockey's may only squirt opposing jockey's.No jockey shall squirt a horsey.

5....who is baffert!!,Doug O'pium,Stevie Ass and Mother Pletcher must spend one year in the Phantom Zone and attend classes given by Mr. Loo-thor.They may not fucl< MISS TESMAUCHER!!!!

6....For our claustrophobic animal friends:New gates shall be put into use.They will be of the open air type having no top and plenty of room.

7....It shall now be the winning horsey's option to take a photo.The animal may choose who is in that photo or the horsey may opt out of the photo;or,can also choose to take a selfie.

8....NO Brit shall be a track announcer.Nor shall anyone be a track announcer who cannot enunciate.....and you can't impersonate W.C.Fields like that nut at ....is it Finger Lakes? I forget,but you would know him if you heard him.

9....Women shall no longer be allowed to wear stupid,idiotic fruit basket hats to the races.However,they may continue dressing like HO's.

10..They hornblower at Santa Anita shall be shot.



Those are just my initial changes.



I think a certain thread n dangling around here should be in the PoliSci Room.A horse got floated----big deal.It IS the same as a designated rabbit.Just so happens ,this time we have a designated turtle.

Same friggin' difference.



Adios Amigos!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icHU...cxOfLy1bgSzjmB